TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

One of My Target Likes Sours

 

I got a beer rated 100 that's on one of my target's wants ... i might send to him/her ...

 

So does one of mine!

 

Please note that in my search for winking emoticons, I came across this:


*shudder*

 

That looks like Pacman at last call

 

I know I said I'd stick to beers, but I may throw in a B. Nektar Episode 13 for one of my targets. A little mead never hurt anyone. It would fill the barrel-aged criteria of this BIF

 

Hints #1a & 1b: One of my targets is in charge...the other one has a potty mouth.

 

Hint--both of my targets live in states that are to the west of me.

 

Hahahaha... B could very easily be me since I've dropped the only f bomb in this thread. It could also very easily be someone that enjoys swearing in bm-ing. Its too early to assume things.

Targets: I'm heading up north this weekend and doing an overnighter in Bellaire for Shorts, and hitting Jolly Pumpkin & Right Brain in Traverse City for a couple days. So, depending on what is on tap, targets may be getting growlers before actual Bif-delivery b/c I don't have bottles collected yet, & am not going to have a growler sit & fester for 2-3 weeks & then mail stank beer. We'll see whats on tap vs. what they have in bottles. Some swag may also occur, despite it not being required. A t-shirt can be very handy in wrapping & protecting beer.

 

Then perhaps it's me; I often swear while I'm bm-ing.

 

Well both targets are north and east of me...unless Drbenzo is my target. Living in San Diego kinda narrows down the direction of my boxes. Need to do some research for better hints. More to follow.

 

Target 1: You have a seasonal on your wants that I happen to have (it's delicious), but you added it months ago before it was available. The brewery in question is one state over from me, and the town it's in is kind of a dump.

Target 2: If you're not too particular about which beer of one particular style from one particular Wisconsin brewery you receive, you will be happy. I'm drinking it right now. Perfect for a hot summer day.

 

Target one
Hint #1 - Target one's packages are heading north

Target two
Hint #1 - Target two's packages are heading north

 

Target #1, your package is heading south
Target #2, I'm sending south west.

 

I am not going to do anyone the courtesy of a warning via a hint prior to violating their porch. I am in the mood for surprise porch fucking.

 

Hint 1: If one of my targets was to visit the other, they would have to travel ~405 miles.
Hint 2: One of the boxes is heading northwest. The other box is heading even further northwest.

 

Target, please let me know if you'd rather have Surly SeVIIn or Pentagram. Or both. Thanks!

 

Both!

 

Both!

 

Hints
I have two targets

They both have sum of the same wants and they are brewed 548 miles from my front door and are aged in Barrels.

Hint 2

Both boxes are heading east.