Bruery Hoarders Party

Luckily, a HS card also doubles as a get out of jail free card.

 

Before he fell over and pissed himself, he shoved my boxes out of the way asking for his allocations at the bar and saying (slurred) that he'd take "whatever ya got." The bartender took his beers out on a dolly and after he left, the guy knocked over his boxes, spilling various Hoarders allocations (I think it was the Bois variations) onto the parking lot. Fortunately for him, none of them broke. After he fell and crushed his Luau glass and pissed himself, we directed him to chill out in the dirt patch while he waited for his ride ("Escalade" was one of the few words I could make out from him at this point). His ride showed up and what were probably his parents showed up, completely horrified.

 

Best story or inside joke. Either way, deep down I hope the story is real.

 

Baller

 

Very real. And I just realized it is probable that he is a member here.

 

Gotta disagree on Bottleworks. Our group felt the 2011 was muted and fading while 2013 had all the bright fruit flavors and complexity that made the original so good when it was released. I think they nailed it.

 

The 2011 version is automatically better due to a number of factors.

 

My girfriend helped him to the car:

He is a member here, and I think that he's probably embarrassed enough. We don't need to tell everyone.

 

Was it one of the owners of the site?

 

Whoever brought the 2009 Cuvee and the Cantillon 50n-4E ...those were great beers!

 

note to self, if i ever join the hoarders remember to wear depends to their events.

on a very serious note peeing oneself is an early sign of alch poisoning, i hope that guy is ok...

 

Nice try. You can't get alcohol poisoning from craft beer (and beer calories don't cause weight gain).

 

Guess it's time to pull the 09 CdT out of the cellar then

 

This was the most exciting part of the event.

 

Anybody pass out in a desk chair or a bathtub?

 

Did you confuse this for Strong Ale?

 

Please tell me that story is posted somewhere. If not, can you elaborate on the details?

 

I wasn't there. I just saw a picture. Apparently he was falling and spilling on people to the point where the big security guard with the ponytail at Stone had to cuff his hands behind his back. I don't know anything beyond that.

 

Thought there might have been a repeat performance.