TLNBIFF Hints and Hauls

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That would be awesome. I have no clue who my senders are but I do know I want to crush my targets porches and maybe throw a fed ex employee's back out. my friend needs a job and he has been working out by lifting Bif Boxes.

 

Well he is twisted!

 

There I was, all set to pack and ship, but then one of my pesky local breweries decided to go and annouce that it would be releasing a beer that i really loved last year sometime in the next week, looks like my targets will have to wait a few days longer to get their boxes so I can include this beer as well!

But after both of my targets receive their boxes, they could both make half of the 1421 mile journey between them, and meet in the middle near a city that, some would say, rocks.

 

Touchdown Billy Sims!!!!!

 

That would be twisted.

 

I thought I mentioned that I just repaired my front porch Somebody will be getting a repair bill for the porch assault that I received from Jon. I did not think I was your target since you were a target of mine in a previous BIF. That sneaky Dr B. I guess I'll have to scope out other Jon's in this BIF to figure out my other sender

I think somebody is trying to convert me into a hophead and change my opinion on IPAs. If it's going to happen this FFF assault will surely be the reason.

I will have to get pics up later tonight, but here is the haul:

2 x FFF Zombie Dust
FFF Arctic Panzer Wolf
FFF Dreadnaught
FFF Permanent Funeral
Sun King BB Wee Mac (love bourbon beer)
Sun King Velvet Frog (had once before and really liked a lot)
Mammoth Brewing Lair of the Bear ( love BA stouts)
Prairie Gold (we get some prairie distribution but I've never tried any of the beer..looking forward to trying)
Boulevard Love Child #3 (just picked one of these up..now I get to try fresh and aged)
Pipeworks Flower Child (I've really liked all the pipeworks beers I've tried and enjoyed some local berliner weisse)
Brasserie Dieu De Ciel Aphrodite (had once before and wanted to revisit)
Upland tulip (awesome glass)
Upland Blackberry Lambic (Huge Want)..I'm thinking this was the toughest one for you to part with and I can see why. I've been wanting to try any of the Upland Sours, but Blackberry was close to the top.

I can't thank you enough Jon!!

 

That's an awesome box if I have ever seen one. Luckily for me my porch is my folks for this bif, so I don't have to worry about the destruction bill. Not to mention when I built this one I made it out of brick so it should be hard to destroy. Round 3 is a different story, that porch will be rented and my landlord can deal with that shit!!! Hahahaha

 

Hints #5a & 5b: One of my targets is getting 228.8-oz of "likes" (but sadly only ONE "want")...the other target is getting 219-oz of "likes" (with FOUR "wants" included).

 

Hint 1: My targets will be getting a beer that's name puns on a Jock Jam.
Hint 2: It would take two and a half weeks to walk to either of my targets. But probably a little longer because of the sled full of beer I'd be pulling.
Hint 3: One, if not both, of my targets did not give their home addresses for shipping. It's hard to tell on Google Earth for one target.
Hint 4: Apologies in advance to both targets for not being to hit more than 2 or 3 exact wants , but a lot of similar styles and fine-ass locals are coming their way! These include 2 BA brews each and many beers the Bros thought were better than the masses did.
Hint 5: Beer for both targets will be delivered to the same state to locations only about 80 miles from each other. Driving between them during rush hour could potentially be quicker if you instead went through a bordering state.
Hint 6: Made a trip over to 'Sconny today and got wants for each target from an indigenous favorite.

 

Looks like it is going to be another day of jury duty for me tomorrow

Good news is it looks like some of my boxes will land tomorrow.

One of the boxes I sent to one of my targets got sent back to me b/c they could not scan it. I will re print the thing and get it back out...hopefully Friday.....along with other boxes....we will see how jury duty goes tomorrow.

So, Target #1 looks like 2 boxes are scheduled to arrive tomorrow, Target #2 looks like 1 box will land tomorrow.

 

UPS truck stopped in front of my house, then promptly delivered to my neighbors.

 

Box one hit the whales vagina today. Hope it made it there safely

 

Here is the pron!!






Thanks again Jon!!

 

I grabbed two bottles of this. one is in my belly, the other is in a box getting ready to ship. Note to target: very wicked, and attracts fruit flies. Made the mistake of drinking it outside. You probably shouldn't do the same.

 

Love the label, and everything else from b nectar is pretty killer too so I can only imagine this kicks ass

 

Minor correction.

Carry on.

 

don't know why but I got the feeling I am shipping to someone that is shipping to me.

 

Shit I hope one of my targets is shipping to me. I love their distro because of one brewery that has dark in the name of a beer.