Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Not exactly pounded, but a while back I drank two DFH Olde School Barleywines right out the bottle within 15-20 minutes after already consuming a few bottles of Fullers 1845.

 

For me it was just as innocent as Stone's Ruination. I was enjoying a pint from the 22 I had opened when my buddy says "hey we're going to the bar," and with an invitation like that I couldn't very well refuse. Down the chute the beer went and off to the bar we go.

 

The first time I saw Heady Topper in NY I was on break at my favorite grocery store/go to beer place/craft beer bar (all in one) from my summer job, but it was consume on premises only....and I only had a couple of minutes left on my break. Pounded it in under three minutes and walked back to work (an aquarium) and then fell into a coral reef tank not so long after. I've never heard the end of it since from the coworker that was there working with me on that tank that day.

 

I once had a Bud Light at a wedding reception. That was so inappropriate.

 

I actually did a 120. Everything has been different ever since.

 

I slammed down 3 pints of B-471 on An empty stomach, at that time not a clue on the Abv. I actually drove from the bar made a corner and the world started rotating. Parked it and had my daughter come get me.

 

4 Great Lakes Blackout Stouts on draft that was served in a pint instead of a snifter. Chugged them like water because I was on vacation with some friends and we had drank all our good craft beer and all we had left was PBR Beast and IC for the last couple of days and this was a great find.

 

I chugged 22oz of Mephestopheles' in under 5 seconds in college on a bet. I won, but also lost, if you know what I mean.

 

Only time I remember doing this it was only the last four or five ounces of Cherry Rye directly from the bottle at the end of a tasting several months back.

Otherwise I am a sipper.

 

Belgian tripel

 

Chocolate Rain.

 

The only bottle of Allagash Coolship Red I've ever gotten. Popped it not realizing how soon we need to leave for dinner....

 

Went to a beer hall in NJ and they had half priced liters for happy hour- so of course I had to start off the night by drinking three liters of Arrogant Bastard.

 

abt 12 on tap. it was so damn smooth, and after i ordered it, i got a call and i needed to go, so down it went.

 

One night after already drinking 4 or 5 beers, I decided to crack open a He'Brew Bittersweet Lenny's R.I.P.A., downed it in about a 10 minute span.
I had quite the hangover the next morning.

After moving into a new place, I pounded 5 2XIPA's in about a 90 minute span, not the wisest move I ever pulled.

 

Opened a Choklat before realizing I had to leave for a wedding in 10 minutes. It was a lovely ceremony I think

 

Frangelic Mountain. My buddy couldn't wait to get to glassware to drink it out of after he bought it. We crushed it out of the bottle in under five minutes.

 

Great Divide Hercules... All in the name of a free glass. Keep the glass night started at 7 and needed to be on the road by 7:10 for a 7:30 event. Luckily we took public transportation to the event.

And the beer probably arrived at 7:05...

 

I'm assuming you missed the ceremony not due to the 22oz of 10%abv but diabetic coma...

 

Ghostface Killah. My gut is still mad at me.