Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Ten Fidy. Easiest beer i've ever shotgunned.

 

Growler of Mad Elf one New Years eve
Growler of Hoptimum once
6 er of Brooklyn Choco Stout .... cant go back to that one had to throw in the towel
4 or 5 Bigfoot one time... that was pretty awesome lol

 

Did the same thing with Hunahpu after a 15 bottle, high ABV tasting with my buds.

Later that night, I passed out on my concrete front porch (in WI, in the middle of Winter) after taking a walk to try and clear my head. Fortunately it was my front porch, as it very well could have been some strangers as I have absolutely no memory after of heading back to the house.

As I assume those two incidents were likely related, I probably won't do that again.

 

Forgot about Saison Dupont drinking Belgians straight from the bottle at a bonfire one year.
Totally inappropriate but still tasted amazing

 

But what if that table hadn't been empty!?!?!?

 

I was at a bar waiting for my bus and I thought I had another 15 minutes but the app on my phone changed and said I had 3 so I pounded 3/4ths of the Yeti I had. I was full for at least an hour, that stuff is filling!

 

Yeah, for some reason having tastings of basically all 9+ percent beers (with several in BCBS level) is just a bad idea.

After that tasting (that ran 1-7pm) I thought it was a good idea to have my wife drive me to a friends house that was having a get together with some other couples and playing board games. Apparently I made a complete ass out of myself, ruined the game and insulted my best friends wife telling her that her new hairdo looked stupid. Wife ditched me and I fell asleep on my friends couch and she had to pick me up in the morning.

Bad times.

 

Sounds familiar. I went to a beer festival here in Kansas City a few weeks ago. My father-in-law and his wife were in town for the weekend and staying at our house, but in a small bit of good news, they were going to be meeting up with local friends on the night of the festival, so I was free to go enjoy myself.

Well, there were a lot of great beers on tap, so I had to try all of them. But that wasn't where I got into trouble. The trouble came after the festival wrapped up and the group of us decided to head to a local restaurant to eat, at which point I decided that I had to take advantage of their on-tap Saison-Brett. Several times.

I made it through the restaurant without incident, but must've blacked out at some point while I was there. There are a whole bunch of "frame missing" scenes from my memory, and the next memory I have from that night after arriving and ordering at the restaurant is back at home, with my father-in-law asking if I need help. I'm standing, drinking water directly out of the kitchen sink faucet and mumble something about being fine. Then he says "what about the bathroom sink?" (meaning the guest bathroom). I go in to discover a sink filled with black water and a completely clean toilet.

It certainly wasn't the first time I'd gotten sick from drinking too much, but it was definitely the first time I'd chosen a sink for my deposit when there was a perfectly functional toilet right next to it. And of course, I did that on a night when our guest bathroom was actually being used.

Ironically, I didn't pound *any* beers that day/night.

 

Man i miss the Shangri La.

 

you guys are crazy. I saw the title and was gonna brag about pounding a pint of 90 minute but after seeing some of these... not nearly as impressive as I thought it was.

 

I popped the key hole in the side of a heady topper and shotgunned the whole can. I cracked a second can, regular flip top opening style and was drunk before I finished the can.

 

My buddy was making fun of the beer I drink. He only drank bud light. I dared him to beer bong a couple of 120s. He did, now he doesn't make fun of the beer I drink. I honestly think that he's scared of it.

 

The tables there were always empty. I have no clue how they remained in business...oh yeah, prostitutes

Weirdly enough, I do too. Never thought I would miss a god awful Chinese hellhole especially after being replaced by a reasonably good beer-centric restaurant. I definitely don't miss trying to navigate the thick ice covering their never shoveled sidewalk

 

Or did he?

 

Well there was this kind of hairy guy once and we.... oh wait you said beers, nevermind.

 

Ballast Point Victory at Sea Car Bombs

 

I bonged a bottle of Ghost Face Killa once. I wish I had 2 cans of Ten Fidy to chase it with.

 

About half a bottle of Melange 3 - wife said we had to leave and my buddy wasn't really a fan of it. I wasn't about to let that beautiful beer be drain poured!

 

None.

For no other reason that I just can't "chug" beer. I physically can't do it; it just plain hurts. Yeah, I know...who do I turn my "man card" in to?

 

What were the explosives dropped into that beer.

Also, shouldn't they be called "Ship Bombs" or "Torpedos" seems odd to have a car at sea?