Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

College-era pounding: successively bonging 4, 3, 2, 1x Coors Light with breaks of 4, 3, 2 minutes

Present-day pounding: splitting Double Black with a friend, polished off in about 15 minutes; splitting growler (64oz) of 120 with two friends, polished off in about 20 minutes

How times change...

 

ouch man. me in that situation? yeah I'm going to be late for dinner.

 

I chugged an Oude Tart after Bruery's RS initiation party this year (was already blacked out, but there's video footage), and have done the same with a significant part of a Chocolate Rain. Pretttty gross.

 

I pounded my weight in the duchesse and Cuve brut on NYE. Needless to say I passed out before midnight

 

Got a 64oz growler of Foothills Seeing Double (9+%) and went fishing... It was very hot and in about 1 hour it was gone.. Almost got divorced that night...

 

A friend and I had just arrived at a bar and ordered lunch when he suddenly felt a migraine coming on. He wanted to get home immediately, and he didn't want the beer anymore, so I asked the bartender for our sandwiches to go and I downed a couple of 9.75% DH Scotty Karate on an empty stomach in about three minutes. It's not a rarity or anything, but still, you can't just leave something like that behind.

 

Stop talking and do it. I fucking hated this guy.

 

I had to pound 3/4 of a glass of Old Rasputin because everyone I was with wanted to leave the bar we were at and go to the next one

 

A six pack of Lagunitas Brown Shugga. Good night Irene!

 

Working second shift and routinely arriving late at parties to find my friends already drunk has made chugging Old Rasputin in one hand and Jameson in the other a fairly routine experience. The same predicament has led to sub-5 minute sessions of BCBS a few times, as well.

 

I love you call them cannonballs. I thought I was the only one.

 

I didn't know Bell's distributed to New Jersey

 

Hoppin' Frog BA Naked Evil. I was at a tasting with friends and saw the bottle, so I thought that I would just toss back the previous beer and take some BA Naked Evil. Turns out my buddy had dumped the last beer for me and given me a big pour of Naked Evil. I tossed it back and everyone looked at me in horror. Thankfully I got to taste this beauty on another occasion.

 

Had to slam a Mephistopheles... I needed a priest the next morning.

 

Did the same thing!!! When I first got into craft beer, I was stupid and went for the biggest beer I could find in my price range. Happened to be Palo Santo, 3 later(not slammed or pounded but drank very fast) I was done, needless it was a rough night as well

 

Just beat me to it. Mephistopheles bombs after work once. Never again.

 

Sante Adairius Rustic Ales Maiden Fields batch 001 (when it was just called 16e Berliner Weisse). Took a whole 750ml to the dome like it was Fuji water. Oddly enough I think I have kidney stones now.

 

Off the top of my head the most recent would have been this winter with my own creation, the Black and Slam, Hopslam and Founders Imperial Stout. Made four large ones with my friends and someone suggested that we show abandon to proper beer etiquette and pound 'em down.

 

First year it was released, Hoptimum came in 24oz bottles. Pounding em on the way to AT&T to watch a Giants game was the regular. Why spend $8 (the price for a craft draft back then) at the park when I can hoist 24oz of golden hued 10% nectar for half the price?

 

two Stone Imperial Russian Stouts back to back on an empty stomach. My head was swimming. Not my finest moment