Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Haha I know I was just joking around. I'm a big Arrested Development fan.

 

I once lost a round in a drinking game and had to drink a full bomber of Stone Imperial Russian Stout out of a dog bowl while doing push-ups...so there's that

 

the bar served pints of Coors Light for 5, or Arrogant Bastard for 6. slammed the bastards like they were coors, woke up with my pants covered in what looked like coors...

 

I drank a Mephistopheles in about 15 minutes after I lost a ton of money trading options one day. Not my finest moment, but not nearly my worst!

 

I once downed five ridiculously generous goblets of North Coast Brother Thelonious when it was on happy hour special for $5 a pour. They had to be 16oz'ers. The first two were sipped. The third was gulped down just a little too fast. The fourth and fifth were bought for me by friends who showed up at the taphouse after I was already in the bag, and I'm told I straight chugged the last one complete with "nggyeauugh... nggyeauugh.." sounds and side-faced spillage. All I remember was waking up face down on my bed at midnight wearing my jacket and hat but no pants and asking "wait, wasn't it just like afternoon?". Oh my gosh, the stories my lady told me of that missing afternoon. Thankfully I'm a friendly drunk.

It wasn't beer, but one time I watched a friend of mine slam two fingers worth of Pappy Van Winkle 19 Year that was bottled in 1982 like it was freaking Ten High. Last time I ever shared anything better than Beam with him.

 

A growler of Lunch. From now on, it's only bottles for me.

 

I would happily accept this challenge. A 500ml bottle of Lunch isn't nearly enough.

 

Try the 64oz, not the 32oz. Let's see how you do. ;-)

 

The bet was for a Pipeworks' Coffee Break Abduction. I'll let that statement stand on its' own.

 

I had a terrible day at work, and went to get a haircut afterwards. Stopped at beer store, found some Palo Santo that I hadn't ever tried back then. Grabbed a 4 pack and while in the parking lot of the haircut joint, I sipped and sipped and then slammed it. Loved it so much, I went in, got a haircut, talked the chicks ear off, and went out and had another..

Then had to call my wife to come drive me home.....

 

took a 4 hour road trip in college. A buddy and me split a six of golden monkey and six of storm king in the backseat unbeknownst to the driver. Stupid yes but apparently we were redecorating the hotel room...with vomit.

 

AKA Beer Snorkel.

 

I've got "old man strength" on my side. Feel free to send me a growler and I'll do my best to finish it in under an hour.

 

I shotguned 2 sculpins and chugged 4 others along with some bud light and champagne.... Blackhawks won the Stanley cup that night!

 

I also chugged an Avery the beast when I worked at a liquor store when I was 17....

 

I would chop the top off of a Black Damnation with a Quirkzoo style sword and pound it if the Blues ever won a Stanley Cup.

 

Drank a 4 pack of Heady in a night ~3 hour period. You will shit hop vines for a week

 

Torpedo and Odell IPA, I was already drunk so I don't regret it too much

 

Ok then I admit he definitely got the raw end of that deal. I'd take that bet any day.

 

I plowed through my bomber of Stone Espresso IRS tonight, but by no means pounded it.

I did a Karl Strauss Red Trolley keg stand in grad school, if that counts. Otherwise, no pounding of note.

Seems like there might be a Bob Filner joke somewhere in here (the San Diegans will get it).