Inappropriate beers you've pounded?

Road trip......on the way, I stopped at a beer distributor and asked the owner what was new. Well, it turned out that he just got the first distribution of Hoptimum. So we arrive at our destination and i proceed to pound 4 bottles thinking it was another regular IPA. Ended up being an ugly night with big hangover next day. I remember the first 2 bottles being very tasty.

 

chugged a devil dancer last night cause it was time to leave

 

chugged a whole Victory at Sea (drabmuh dared me)
chugged most of a Surly Syx (Darrel gave me $20 to finish it)

Are these acceptable reasons to pound the above beers? It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

Stone Enjoy By so I could make it before They Might Be Giants went on at a venue down the road from the bar. It was a great idea.

 

I pounded 4 HT in 20 min before the Zac Brown Concert, brought a couple to tailgate and we got caught in traffic, Still needed to get my pre game on!! All was good in the world, i did squeeze in 6 big cans of Leinenkugels Summer shandy at the show, Best "craft" they had! it was 90 degrees so it was refreshing and i was in the zone already!!

 

Back to back Hopslams...
Bottle of DFH 120 Minute, followed by a 24 oz Heaven & Hell with 12 oz. each of DFH 120 Minute and World Wide Stout, followed by a Hill Farmstead Everett (stupid, and near death experience)
1/3 bottle of B1 Chocolate Rain

There are more...but they often happen at times where I've already had too much, and I don't remember them too well at all. If at all.

 

yeah, I won't even sip a Stone Old Guardian that's less than 3 years old

 

The REAL crime here is chugging great beer and NOT tasting it.

Other than that 12 of These:

 

That was a hell of a beer and that's a hell of a bottle. =)

 

Last winter I pounded 12oz bottles of BCBS and FBS on a brisk two-block walk from a NYC Subway stop to a bar.

 

that's BOSS!

 

Yesterday I spent most of the day on a porch roof doing some repairs to windows on the main part of the house.It was my sister's house so I refused any money so she insisted on at least paying for a 6er. grabbed a 6er of a little sumpin sumpin and the first one went down in about a minute. next 2 I drank normal and enjoyed.

 

I just ordered a Goose Island BCS when my group decided to leave. Man I felt disrespectful, but it had to be done or I cab it home,but it ended up making me super horny. I was humping air the entire ride home and then I crashed before we made it to the sack. Needless to say the lady friend never spoke to me again...

 

I cracked open my first Sam Adamns Utopias, and about 10 minutes later my wife's water broke, so I had to chug it before I took her to the hospital...

just kidding haha. I can't top most of these so I thought I'd make up the most ridiculous thing I could think of.

Seriously though I did have to drink a Kuhnhenns TRIPA way faster than I wanted to, and it was because I had to meet my family at the Clubhouse BFD for my birthday dinner, which is kind of a ridiculous chain of events if you know what the Clubhouse is like.

 

Sam Adams Maple Pecan Porter before I got on the bus in Vegas. Almost puked.

 

For me it was PtY. I skipped work for a few hours and had to get back.

 

Chugged a southern tier choklat in about 5 seconds before I was 21 because I thought my parents woke up and didn't want to get caught. Good times.

 

Accidentally sessioned some Schlafly pumpkin ale. Yeah, I got quite sick on that one.

 

During my bachelor party, my future/now current brother-in-law made me chug a pint of Jester King Black Metal in about 10 seconds. I was already about... oh... 10 in at this point. (and I wasn't drinking low ABV) I couldn't even understand how he got it in a pint, as it's usually served in a half pint, lol.

Needless to say, that did not end well and about 5 minutes later I was less Black Metal and more blacked out (it was the straw that broke the camel's back). Not recommended. I do not remember how I got home that night, lol.

 

ruinten in a few seconds out the bottle, very hot out. roof top in the city, bbq, needed refreshing beverage, chug-a-lug gogogogogogog