SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Hint #1 - My target's state has more anal bead sales per capita than any other state in the nation.
Hint #2 - My target's distribution is probably 5 times better than mine so I hope they have a lot of shitty Arizona beers on their wants list.
Hint #3 My target's state has 4 vowels in the name.

 

Compiled from the list in the NBO thread and the posts thus far in this one, here's a list of participants. I have 64 unique names (pairs of names for smonice/Haywire), and Cuzco cited 64 participants, but I make no guarantees that my list is correct. Apologies to people whose names I've mistyped or incorrectly formatted.

alwaysplayin
BCM75
Beerbuddy2122
beerinNV
blackcloud
BorisKarloff
Brewzma
bruindre
Buzzword
CLaBarre
Clewis901
Coldsnack
CTJman
Drtfinelli
emottram
Fremontbar
Goblinmunkey7
Hophead717
Houser
hubarooski
IPAfan521
Jas45678
jdhowe
jeremy6566
jermy
jfstilling
Kwaide
ltjska04
lucas1801
minnesotaryan
Mizzouguy
MMBrew
Moyman
MSEGUIN
ox1574
phishbfm
pimpinmidget
radio2525
RayOhioFelton
RedBeeron
richardflyr
rmank
RocPorterFanatic
Roger85
RustyP
sandman3479
shrek806
skiofpinsk
smonice/Haywire
SnaxStL
Steve_Oldrati
Stoutseth
Tertullian007
TheBeerAlmanac
Themunjoy
ThreeFishes
twiggamortis420
UtisTheLaw
WesFoxlove
WhiskeyDeez
willth
wiscobrew
Wolfpack2005
zekeman17

Hint 1: My target did not post in this thread prior to my first post in this thread.
Hint 2: I will be shipping to the north of the Mason-Dixon line (if it extended indefinitely).

 

I'm not sure I want to know, but I have to ask. How do you know this?

 

im not even going to google that hint...ill forget and itll somehow be seen in my search history

 

Hint: I've recently considered purchasing a home in my target's state.

 

I've had a lot of jobs...

 

I never realized there was a market for little dildos.

 

This forum is going downhill-fast.

 

Hint 1: My target did not post in this thread prior to my first post in this thread.
Hint 2: I will be shipping to the north of the Mason-Dixon line (if it extended indefinitely).
Hint 3: My target will be happy to receive this bottle that I just picked up today, even though I do not see it listed as a "want" on his BA profile:


Also...

Dear Target,

I will be shipping early in the shipping window, or maybe even earlier. I have most/all of the hoppy things you'll be receiving, and I want them to be received fresh. I hope you're cool with this, but if not... I'm sending whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want. Deal with it, and if you're too butthurt about it, have a beer. <3

Yours,
Josh

 

Weather my target likes it or not, this friendly vegetarian robot will be gracing their presence.

 

Well after buying just over 100 more ozs for my target today, he now sits at receiving 231 oz, 5 wants, and whatever the fuck else I want to send him. And I don't plan on stopping looking for beer. I've got another week to find some more. So target- up your homeowners insurance, you're going to need it.

Hint: I know nothing about the anal bead purchasing habits of my targets state's citizens.

 

Pink is definitely your color. I mean your shirt.

 

I'm over 250oz and still have several things I want to pickup...I assuming that's a good thing get ready target. Your state has the letter E in it

 

Finally getting a chance to get involved with this thread after some long days at work.
Hint 1: My target lives to the east and south
Hint 2: His/Her state has some nice beaches, or so I've heard
Hint 3: My target has posted in here well before me

 

Hint #3: My target's state is the birthplace of at least one NASA astronaut.

 

My targets getting at least one beer from this place.
Hint Not a want

 

Although I have only had that beer once, it holds a special place in my heart. For it is freaking amazing. You sir, have a lucky target.

 

So far I have crossed off 24 out of the 64 people in this BIF as potential senders (including myself). Now, which one of you other 40 sexy people are sending to me?

To my target, I am currently enjoying a beer that will be in your box.

 

I am glad that I have not yet eliminated you as my sender. Hint 3 doesn't make me too hopeful, but you are not one of the 13 I've eliminated thus far.

 

hint 1: although we are in the same time zone, our states do not border each other.