SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I haven't eliminated you yet. Perhaps it's me???

 

I am shipping west...they are a football rival of my home state....but not the state I'm shipping from.

I have none of their wants...so they will be getting a ton of local stuff!

 

I just realized my target does not have distribution of a brewery that produces a few beers in my wants style preference. Makes it a no brainer that I would send a few of these(that was a hint)

 

Hint 1: My target did not post in this thread prior to my first post in this thread.
Hint 2: I will be shipping to the north of the Mason-Dixon line (if it extended indefinitely).
Hint 3: My target will be happy to receive a bomber of Bear Republic Cafe Racer, even though I do not see it listed as a "want" on his BA profile.
Hint 4: Today I visited a local brewery that delivers one of its brews exclusively by bicycle to keep that beer local to the town. If they were instead located on a street with the same name nearest you, you'd be able to have this beer delivered to you at home.

Hint 5: My target has some sort of voodoo skills for acquiring out-of-distribution beer (even ones just released), and I've been made aware of the fact that he has about half of what I was planning to send already in his possession (if the internet does not lie). I only became aware of this after my purchases and my previous post, so the contents of the box may change slightly. It appears to be impossible for me to hit wants that he hasn't already got, so I am probably just going to send whatever the fuck I want.

If the internet knows that you have beers from CA and all of the other hints don't eliminate you, you may have made my task of putting together a nice box of things that you don't already have very difficult. That said, I'm going to express my frustrations by fucking your porch.

 

Hint 1: Shipping west
Hint 2: My target has been on BA longer than I have.
Hint 3: My target has posted in this thread.
Hint 4: I have shipped to this state in at least one previous bif.
Hint 5: My target lives pretty close to a natural body of water.

 

Damn don't know how it's been so long since I checked this thread. But I will be leaving town just after the shipping window so note to my sender if your box looks to land after the 17th please BM stout Seth so that he can pick up my box.

 

I think my target may be dead!

PS... If my sender is reading this I love big juicy IPAs and am starting to enjoy sours.

 

Hint for my target. My wife wants me to down size the cellar sooooo your gonna get some a dat!! And it's going to a state that might not be a state in the future. According to some scientists

 

Oh, and when fff had ZD to sell for about 5 minutes last week? I got some. I will toss one in the box.

 

Hint #1: Shipping WEST of me to a state that I have been to once before and am visiting again in Oct.
Hint #2: My target is in a different timezone than myself.
Hint #3: My targets state also ends in a vowel.

To my sender, I'm open to all styles, but I've really been on a Brett kick lately. Can't get enough of that shit!

 

hmmm....

 

I have not even the slightest clue who my sender is... lol.

Either I'm dense or my sender hasn't posted yet. I'm guessing the former.

 

Another hint:

My target appears to be a good guy, based on other BA threads. He will be rewarded accordingly with numerous wants. A couple bigger beers (I'm not going to call them wales, but some nice lands), but LOTS of Wants. I'm confident that he'll/she'll enjoy his/her box.

 

Hint: my targets state does not get deschutes distro. (There may be some deschutes beers in his box)

 

Looks like I may be shipping towards the end of the window as I will get to "enjoy by" and my target won't this time around.

http://www.stonebrewing.com/enjoyby/

And the best thing is it usually at the gas station by my house.

 

I've got 25 BAs that haven't posted and 9 that have that may be my sender.

Hint one - I don't like the sports teams in your state
Hint two - Coulda woulda shoulda and I would have already sent you a beer
Hint Three - That place in your avatar, I've been there twice this year.

 

Another hint for my target. You have posted several times in this thread already. Today I am going to a tiny local brewery to get you one of your favorite styles. This beer has been rated only four times on BA. Your box is getting bigger and bigger. I may need to ship it FedEx freight. I hope you have a forklift.

 

Hint #1 I'm shipping North
Hint #2 My target has posted several times in this thread
Hint #3 My target joined BA after me
Hint #4 My target has more posts, and likes than me
Hint #5 My box(s) will not leave my time zone

Dear target, I've got over 200 oz for you but still looking for a few things. I missed a release of a very popular beer last week because "life got in the way" and I didn't expect the beer to sell out in one day. I'm desperately trying to find this beer for you now that it has hit distro but I've struck out so far.

 

Hint 1: Does my target even know he's in this BiF?!
Hint 2: I visited my target's city for a college bowl game once.....
Hint 3: That bowl game had a shitty "stadium".

I feel like at this point, I could just post my target's name and he wouldn't notice.

 

Hint: my target lives in a coastal state.
I may not be able to send any wants, but that doesn't matter and you ALL know why!