SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

i also figured out one persons sender but not mine - i emailed and confirmed i was correct but cant say

 

MMBrew has contacted me and asked me to post some hints for him because he's new to the site and does not have posting privileges in this forum yet

perhaps that's where all of our missing BIF members are?

 

whoa....im like 3 pages back in this thread...promise to catch up tomorrow...any **** dropping this week???

 

hint 1: although we are in the same time zone, our states do not border each other.
hint 2: your state has some really weird sex laws.
hint 3: the state that i am shipping to ends in a vowel.
hint 4: in 2010, there were more gun related murders in my state than in yours.
hint 5: per the 2010 census, my city/town has a higher percentage of white/caucasian residents than that of my target (use pottstown, pa for your data comparison).
hint 6: part of my target's address contains a name for a member of the

 

contact me, i will post for a new guy...or lady.

 

Bastard lane, best street name ever

 

Here's a hint. I am not shipping to a state that borders my own

 

My state is more than 25x larger than my target's (in square mileage), but his state's coastal length is only about half that of mine.

 

Close but a bit north of me

 

Hint 4: my state borders my targets state

 

I'm thinking this could be me. Getting excited.

 

Just swung by a couple shops and now have just over 200 ounces of Alaska's finest for my target. Feel like I should throw some Oregon gems in as well.....

 

Hint#5: My target has numbers in their username

 

i ALREADY HAVE FIVE WANTS, ONE SHOULD BE WANT AND A 4 YEAR OLD TOP NOTCH BEER IN HIS FAVORITE STYLE. i may be able to hit as many as 13 wants. BOOM goes the dynamite

 

Stop yelling at me!

 

Sorry about the caps everybody.

 

My target has a BORIS but it isn't even barrel aged? That's no fun! I'll go beer shopping tomorrow when my wife leaves town. I'll get th regular barrel aged to match the Barille Aios I'm throwing in your box. Still can't figure out it's me? C'mon man!

 

If the growler works out, I should be shipping just over 300 oz, if not then a bit under.

Hint: Target, until recently I owned a piece of apparel from a sports team in your town. They used to be one of my favorite non-home teams--not any more.

 

I was just playing around!!! You can yell at me all you want, I enjoy the punishment. Especially if you are sending me 4 year old beer.

To my sender. I love old beer.

 

I love beer that has gotten old in a barrel.