Things you wish were on beer labels

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  1. keithmurray

    keithmurray Pooh-Bah (2,967) Oct 7, 2009 Connecticut
    Pooh-Bah

    Uniform bottling dating codes on the label. I shouldn't have to guess or Google or try to decipher any kind of arcane bottling code. Just use a fucking calendar date when the beer was brewed. For example: brewed on 01/01/2012. Is that asking for too much?
     
    #21 keithmurray, Apr 21, 2012
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  2. MichPaul

    MichPaul Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2012 Michigan

    That sounds familiar... Has this been done before?
     
    #22 MichPaul, Apr 21, 2012
  3. fartmaster

    fartmaster Initiate (0) Dec 27, 2011 California

    bottling date...bottling date...bottling date...bottling date. oh and bottling date.
     
    #23 fartmaster, Apr 21, 2012
  4. dbc5

    dbc5 Savant (1,117) Jun 18, 2009 Arizona

    Bottle dates, malt bill, hop profile. Obviously, they may be hesitant to provide the last two.
     
    #24 dbc5, Apr 21, 2012
  5. rfbenavi80

    rfbenavi80 Initiate (0) Mar 15, 2010 Missouri

    IBU's or hop profile.
     
    #25 rfbenavi80, Apr 21, 2012
  6. kingofhop

    kingofhop Initiate (0) May 9, 2010 Oklahoma
    In Memoriam

    Scratch 'n sniff.
     
    #26 kingofhop, Apr 21, 2012
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  7. pimpinmidget

    pimpinmidget Initiate (0) Mar 20, 2012 North Carolina

    Calories
     
    #27 pimpinmidget, Apr 21, 2012
  8. hoosier3334

    hoosier3334 Devotee (319) Feb 18, 2011 Indiana

    calories
     
    #28 hoosier3334, Apr 21, 2012
  9. Chugs13

    Chugs13 Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2011 New Jersey

    Id like to see ...

    Style
    ABV
    IBU
    CLEAR xx/xx/xx bottle date

    ... on ALL bottles.

    These would be nice bonuses...

    Hop variety
    Malt bill
    Suggested glassware
    Suggested food pairings
     
    #29 Chugs13, Apr 21, 2012
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  10. 4balance

    4balance Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2011

    Adriana Lima :stuck_out_tongue:

    Seriously though…Adriana Lima.

    Bottled on dates would be good.
     
    #30 4balance, Apr 21, 2012
  11. ggfunk

    ggfunk Initiate (0) Mar 29, 2010 Oregon

    I think every bottle ever should have the Paper, Rock, Scissors under the cap.

    <3 Session
     
    #31 ggfunk, Apr 21, 2012
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  12. SalukiAlum

    SalukiAlum Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2010 Colorado

    Bottled date, calories, preferred storing temp and ****
     
    #32 SalukiAlum, Apr 21, 2012
  13. DarthKostrizer

    DarthKostrizer Initiate (0) May 13, 2011 California

    Does pictures of naked woman count??
     
    #33 DarthKostrizer, Apr 21, 2012
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  14. Jaycase

    Jaycase Grand Pooh-Bah (3,858) Jan 13, 2007 Illinois
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Buy 1 Get 1 free coupons
     
    #34 Jaycase, Apr 21, 2012
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  15. forrestbetts

    forrestbetts Zealot (551) Nov 29, 2007 Illinois

    SuperDuperXtra Cold Brewed
     
    #35 forrestbetts, Apr 21, 2012
  16. forrestbetts

    forrestbetts Zealot (551) Nov 29, 2007 Illinois

    Bottle date
    Style
    ABV
    Calories
    IBU
    Hop varieties used
    Hip factor
     
    #36 forrestbetts, Apr 21, 2012
  17. forrestbetts

    forrestbetts Zealot (551) Nov 29, 2007 Illinois

    Whether or not it is 'triple hopped'.
     
    #37 forrestbetts, Apr 21, 2012
  18. victory4me

    victory4me Initiate (0) Oct 16, 2004 Pennsylvania

    Hardcore pornographic images.
     
    #38 victory4me, Apr 21, 2012
  19. FATC1TY

    FATC1TY Pooh-Bah (2,564) Feb 12, 2012 Georgia
    Pooh-Bah

    Maybe a suggested price, so I can bitch when it's overpriced.

    But other than that, maybe a coupon for a B1G1 next time. :wink:

    Hell, just a damn date works for me, or a best by date..
     
    #39 FATC1TY, Apr 21, 2012
  20. UCLABrewN84

    UCLABrewN84 Initiate (0) Mar 18, 2010 California

    Picture of naked women or pictures of naked woman?
     
    #40 UCLABrewN84, Apr 21, 2012
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