Ever broken or spilled a great beer?

That's not awkward...

 

The awkward part is when you start lapping it up off the floor

 

That awkward moment when the hobo won't willingly give up his 4-1/2 cans of warm Coors Light.

 

When you ask the beer clerk at your local whole foods for a bottle of mango magnifico and a ninety year old woman next to you at the cheese counter tells you that sounds like a lady drink.

 

When you read this thread and have to look up xhamster

I accidentally knocked over an almost empty bottle of Westy 12 last weekend.
Just 2 ozs came out, but I zambonied as much as possible from my clean, empty kitchen sink. No regrets.

Soak up with paper towel, wring out

 

WHO pays for **** these days???

 

Yeah, that's less of an "awkward" and more of an "oh shit" moment.

 

I do....

 

FTFY

 

if you can find a beer site, you can find a free **** site
google is your friend

 

It's like "Ironic" by alanis morissette in that it was more unfortunate.

 

Sure, blame your wife.

 

Personally haven't dropped or spilled anything good. My friend dropped a case of bourbon barrel plead the fifth that we had split as we were unloading my car that night. It was more weather related than being his fault. Also lost a consecration this last Christmas due to an overstuffed fridge.

 

I haven't broken any of my own beers, but I used to work in a grocery store and, for as much trouble as it was to clean up, I loved when somebody dropped a 6pk or case because it made the whole back room smell like heaven for a little bit.

 

A very generous BA, Brabender, sent me a Westy 8 & a 12. I dropped and shattered the 12. I am an idiot.

 

Not super rare but i have seem Darklords dropped at dld enough times, does that count?

 

My latest homebrew. My father came over this very night, and I was pouring his after setting mine (in my only Sam Adams Summer Ale pint glass) on top of my kegerator, when the food processor that *somehow* got on top of said kegerator started to slip. I quickly reached for it, and in the process knocked my poor RyePA right to the floor. I almost cried.

And, it is rare because no other batch will be exactly the same. Please, a moment of silence for my loss.

 

Clumsy, too!

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(couldn't help it... Sorry to hear about that, though- honestly. Shit happens- hopefully you get to try it one day.)

 

I've frozen a BCBS, put it in to chill and found it in the morning.

 

Nothing rare but the other day I was walking up the driveway with a bottle of surly six and 2 four packs of CWBBBW and 1 of the four packs the fucking bottom fell out. I mean how does 1 bottle not break. It is crazy. The glass from the bottles bounced up and cut my leg in 2 places.