Things that Beer Geeks say

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  1. keithmurray

    keithmurray Pooh-Bah (2,967) Oct 7, 2009 Connecticut
    Pooh-Bah

    Typical Beer Geek:
    *sees overpriced 4/6 pack of beer*
    *does math and breaks price down to bomber proportions*
    *says to self 'this is a great deal'*
    *buys two cases of said overpriced beer*

    *calls others 'too cheap' if they say they won't buy said overpriced beer*
     
    #221 keithmurray, Oct 22, 2013
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  2. Jsteez

    Jsteez Savant (1,233) Apr 28, 2012 Utah

    This is so true, my friend. You couldn't have said it any better. :wink:
     
    #222 Jsteez, Oct 22, 2013
  3. ShemRahBoo

    ShemRahBoo Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2010 New Jersey


    This is my technique to justify prices. In my head I'm thinking hmm this is equivalent to about a $6 bomber, and most bombers i buy are way more then that.
     
    #223 ShemRahBoo, Oct 22, 2013
  4. beerluvr

    beerluvr Pooh-Bah (1,900) Jan 2, 2001 Canada (ON)
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    "I don't drink that Coors Light crap...you got something in a nice barrel-aged Imperial Stout instead?"
     
    #224 beerluvr, Oct 22, 2013
  5. Providence

    Providence Pooh-Bah (2,652) Feb 24, 2010 Rhode Island
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Ha ha. "I've been stinging for some Kiwi hops."
     
    #225 Providence, Oct 22, 2013
  6. TomSchuwer

    TomSchuwer Initiate (0) Oct 3, 2013 Belgium

    In french you say triple ...
     
    #226 TomSchuwer, Oct 22, 2013
  7. WickedSluggy

    WickedSluggy Savant (1,129) Nov 21, 2008 Texas

    "I wish I could find a girl that didn't mind that I live in my parents basement"
     
    #227 WickedSluggy, Oct 22, 2013
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  8. TheAbyss

    TheAbyss Aspirant (205) Apr 6, 2013 Washington
    Trader

    "It's like angels are having sex in my mouth"
     
    #228 TheAbyss, Oct 22, 2013
  9. AlienSwineFlu

    AlienSwineFlu Savant (1,135) Dec 14, 2012 Ohio

    For my Untappd people...

    "What are you drinking that for?"

    Me: "Oh, just badge-chasing".
     
    #229 AlienSwineFlu, Oct 22, 2013
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  10. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah


    Gimme one a 'dem stinking badges. :grinning: I had to join.
     
    #230 utopiajane, Oct 22, 2013
  11. meb3476

    meb3476 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2013 Massachusetts

    Crap! I've said that a bunch. So ashamed of myself...
     
    #231 meb3476, Oct 22, 2013
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  12. FEUO

    FEUO Initiate (0) Jul 24, 2012 Canada (ON)

    Oooh, I just leveled up on "I believe in IPA!" or "Heavy Weight" or (insert untappd badge here)
     
    #232 FEUO, Oct 22, 2013
  13. mystrile

    mystrile Initiate (0) Jun 22, 2013 New York

    Oh man I'm doing that in two weeks and said exactly that.
     
    #233 mystrile, Oct 22, 2013
  14. ricochet173

    ricochet173 Initiate (0) Jul 6, 2011 Canada (QC)
    Trader

    ISO!
     
    #234 ricochet173, Oct 22, 2013
  15. meb3476

    meb3476 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2013 Massachusetts

    "If your dad drinks cider, you've got 2 moms"...that's good shit! Just peed my pants!
     
    #235 meb3476, Oct 22, 2013
  16. Jewmagic151

    Jewmagic151 Aspirant (289) May 31, 2013 Kansas

    While at a restaurant..... "Oh honey look they have enjoy by 9.13.13 on draft.... Lets get out of here today is the 15th i bet their food sucks too" this is a true story
     
    #236 Jewmagic151, Oct 22, 2013
  17. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    #237 utopiajane, Oct 22, 2013
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  18. bifrost17

    bifrost17 Initiate (0) Dec 16, 2011 Washington

    CALL THE COPS


    I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!
     
    #238 bifrost17, Oct 22, 2013
  19. AlexHouston

    AlexHouston Crusader (438) May 19, 2011 Illinois
    Trader

    Willing to entertain reasonable offers for my cellar items for trade

    Example:
    Bourbon County Rare: $250
    Bourbon County Cherry Rye: $100
    King Henry: $125
    Yea, because a quarter of a thousand dollars is reasonable for 22 ounces of a premier beer. Sure it is. And I bet you think $50 is reasonable for 8 ounces of espresso made with beans found near a diamond mine.

    I mean, I honestly find it insulting nowadays when I look at potential offers. No, it's not reasonable and to pawn it off like that is so misleading, it's almost criminal. Just admit you want alot of fucking money. Don't pussyfoot around it.
     
    #239 AlexHouston, Oct 22, 2013
  20. spicoli00

    spicoli00 Pooh-Bah (2,305) Jul 6, 2005 Indiana
    Pooh-Bah

    The brewmaster at [insert brewery here] let me groom his beard for a guaranteed bottle of [insert rare beer here].
     
    #240 spicoli00, Oct 22, 2013
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