New LIF: I've Been Everywhere, Man

Greetings on Darkness Eve. Still have not seen anyone get 2 airports in their guess.

Answer to Bonus?: 122 nights. One hundred and twenty fucking two nights.

Clue #3: The two busier airports each serve a city which has exactly one team in each of the Big 4 sports. The city served by the less busy airport has no Big 4 teams.

To consolidate clues:

Airport #1:
in 30 busiest airports
West of MSP
1 team in each of the Big 4 sports
Could be a state cap!

Airport #2:
In 30 busiest airports
East of MSP
1 team in each of the Big 4 sports
Could be a state cap!
Not in Mich

Airport. #3
Not in 3o busiest
East of MSP
State capitol
No Big 4 sports teams
Not in Mich

Bonus question. Let's have fun with multiple choice:

Which one of the following travel-themed observations was NOT a real status update on my FB page?:

A. Looking forward to September. Because September means a new Delta In-Flight Magazine. Yeah, my life has been reduced to that kind of lame.

B. Struggling to figure out where you go on Delta.com to pay the fee which ensures your checked baggage gets on the motherfucking plane.

C. I am going to miss my meeting because the gate agent smashed the jetbridge into the plane door and broke it. At least it's a more creative excuse than "sorry, boss, I overslept"

D. Black *****y flight attendant. This is my reality right now, and it would make a great title for a Tyler Perry movie. It would also pretty well sum up the plot.

Good luck!