Least Favorite Styles

I had flying dogs Oyster Stout and after drinking that one (tasted more salty than oyster), I dont think i'll ever havea second one.

 

Those sound right as rain to me- I love doing oyster and stout shooters, so why not just combine those flavors right from the get-go.

 

Many oyster stouts have an inherent brine-like quality that I find strangely compelling. Haven't been disappointed by one yet.

 

Absolute slam dunk:

Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon Ale

Throw in it is in a pepto bismol pink bottle, and it SCREAMS disgusting.

 

So then like caviar. Salty & fishy but delicious?

 

Beard Beer, no thanks.

 

I came here to mention Wynkoop's Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout. Something about a beer with "Balls" doesn't sound so appealing.

 

Yeah, beard beer? Yeast from somebody's friggin' beard? No way!

 

BCBS (fill in the variant)

 

Any of those candy bar beers with vanilla, chocolate, cookie flavors, spices etc etc yadayadayada

I like candy
I like beer
I'll consume them separately, thanks.

 

That BrewMasters show was incredibly disgusting but for some reason the thought of the completed product sounded more interesting and worthwhile than the path it took to get there.

 

I second this!

 

Please tell me nothing else takes the cake on this:
http://www.wynkoop.com/blog/wynkoop-releases-first-cans-of-rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/

If anything else takes the cake, I think I'll lose my breakfast...

 

Whatever that spit beer Dogfish Head did. Im open to trying pretty much anything but that one can fuck off. Experimentation is cool and all but theres a reason why mongolians or whoever did that in the past and why we dont do it now.

 

See, to me, it doesn't sound disgusting - it tasted poorly and the bottle was awful, but I would be willing to try another maple bacon beer - just not from them.

This is the worst, as it is not something I'd want in my mouth in any capacity.

 

Every. Beer. By. Rogue.

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If we're just going by name, then Sea Bass from Cigar City is probably the least appealing I have seen.

In terms of styles/ingredients, I'd have to go with El Mole Ocho from New Holland. Tried it anyway and drank half the glass. I vomited shortly thereafter. Not figuratively, either.

 

Yup, I failed to read all of the above posts where 2 people beat me to it! Ha!

 

Things that sound overly sweet. I most definitely do not have a sweet tooth. A pour of espresso with a drop of Sambuca and a piece of hard salty cheese is desert to me. So any of the beers that sound excessively sweet are no-goes in my world. Southern Tier Creme Brulee is a perfect example of a beer that I wouldn't go near (unless it was just a very small taste of it). The idea of consuming a glass of that beer is horrifying. And don't get me started on people who pair sweets with beer. Beer is sweet enough, no need to add cookies, ice cream, etc. etc. to the equation. My $0.03.