Stout BIF Round 2 - Hints

I think I may have solved my sender

 

Hint #? My target will receive his box saturday, provided Micky Mouse doesn't steal it off his porch

 

I will send you the tracking when I can figure out what of these tickets are it. Sent a ton of boxes this week. But it should land tmrw.

 

I'm pretty pumped if anyone on this list is my sender. I suck at the hints but may go thru and see if anyone matches up.

 

This is the third box from @Kyle2k10. Any of these boxes alone would have been awesome. I was lucky enough to get all three! (sorry about the picture quality in these, they were taken in my basement)

Big guys:


The Abyss - Permawant!
Big Bad Baptist - Should have been want!
2009 Stone IRS - This is a permawant when normally available! FOUR YEARS AGED! INSANE!
Speedway BA Kopi - Are you F'ing serious!?!? HUGE want for anyone! This is awesome!!!
Big Deluxe - Never heard of it, anxious to try!
High Water Campfire Stout - Graham crackers and marshmallows!? Can't wait to try!
Eclipse Elijah Craig - Huge want! Thrilled!
Mission Dark Seas - Another that I've never heard of, but can't wait to try!

Little guys and misc:


Founders Red Rye - Kyle knocked one more off my Beers of Fame list! 2 more to go! Thanks a ton!
Older Viscosity - WANT!
Maui Hot Sauce - Obvious want
Trio of Stone hot sauces - Kyle sent me more ounces of hot sauce than I've gotten ounces of beer from other BIFs! Guy is crazy!
Firestone Walker Invitational Beer Fest taster glass - Always love new glassware! Especially stuff I can't just find easily!

Once again Kyle went WAY above and beyond! Anything you need/want from my distro, just let me know! Nicely done!

 

Overall summary of all the stuff that @Kyle2k10 sent me. So much stuff. I don't even know how many ounces this is...over 550oz of just beer. Then like a gallon of hot sauce. Holy hell...

 

All that hot sauce and stouts should keep you warm throughout the winter. I did, however, fail you in one want of yours. I'm still on the hunt for it and it's likely I find it this weekend, hopefully in your hands by New Year's Eve. I'll keep you posted. Cheers and have a Merry Christmas!

 

shipping last day to ship! 21st right?

 

The stuff you sent will keep me warm through NEXT winter! And you're still on the hunt??? You're crazy! It will be a very merry Christmas for me! I promised my gf I'd go on a beer buying/trading break after this BIF. And you made that easily to tolerate since I'll be busy for months with the beer you sent!

Thanks again!

 

Date/TimeActivityLocation
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12/20/2013 - Friday
5:11 am
On FedEx vehicle for delivery

 

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - Shipping to a state with less letters in its name than my state
Hint #3 - Shipping to a state with at least 1 professional sports team
Hint #4 - I have posted in this thread more times than my target
Hint #5 - My target has more wants than me
Hint #6 - My target has updated their wants this month
Hint #7 - My targets username is shorter than mine
Hint #8 - I am not shipping to anyone who has posted before this post on this page (pg 10)
Hint #9 - At least 1 President has been born in my targets state.
Hint # 10 - I have never shipped to my targets state before.
Hint #11 - My target has more "Gots" than I do
Hint #12 - Per my "Beer Hint #1", you will be getting a bottle of Terrapin White Chocolate Moo-Hoo; and that brewery does not distribute to your state.
Hint #13 - Not shipping within my time zone
Hint #14 - My targets state is larger than mine in terms of land area
Hint # 15 - My target has "liked" at least one of my posts in this thread
Hint #16 - According to the 2010 census, the city I live in had a larger population than the city my target lives in.

 

Some stats for my target on what is landing today:

6 Boxes (actually 5 will be on your porch - 2 boxes are boxed in one box)
Box 1 : BA average of 91.25, 144 oz's, 36 lbs
Box 2 : BA average of 92.375, 176 oz's, 25 lbs
Box 3 : BA average of 93.333, 264 oz's, 35 lbs
Box 4 : BA average of 98.333, 144 oz's, 20 lbs
Box 5 : BA average of 87.7, 144 oz's, (this one is in the same box as box #1)
Box 6 : BA average of 91.833, 204 oz's, 26 lbs


Totals: 92.471 overall average, 1076 oz's, 142 lbs

....my point is - take the day off of work.......you still have time to call in

you can also use this chart and compare it to the shipping label to determine the order in which you wish to open the boxes (compare the lbs on the shipping label), if you want

 

Two boxes on the way to my target!

 

To my target: im pretty sure you know who you are however you have been quietly lurking this page - the one on the boat but does not live near the ocean however your state does have shoreline.....yup you



your box(es) are due to land tomorrow. Just so you know I didnt put in my name but there is a crap load of Red Sharpie Marks saying Fragile and I drew some amazing Up Arrows. so now you know its from me.

I did my best with wants so I hope those were up to date!

 

The best hints are the ones that incorporate T-Pain!

 

and of course Lonely Island.

 

Of course! Can't forget classic musicians like Lonely Island!

 

FINAL HINT

Hint #1 - Shipping West
Hint #2 - Shipping to a state with less letters in its name than my state
Hint #3 - Shipping to a state with at least 1 professional sports team
Hint #4 - I have posted in this thread more times than my target
Hint #5 - My target has more wants than me
Hint #6 - My target has updated their wants this month
Hint #7 - My targets username is shorter than mine
Hint #8 - I am not shipping to anyone who has posted before this post on this page (pg 10)
Hint #9 - At least 1 President has been born in my targets state.
Hint # 10 - I have never shipped to my targets state before.
Hint #11 - My target has more "Gots" than I do
Hint #12 - Per my "Beer Hint #1", you will be getting a bottle of Terrapin White Chocolate Moo-Hoo; and that brewery does not distribute to your state.
Hint #13 - Not shipping within my time zone
Hint #14 - My targets state is larger than mine in terms of land area
Hint # 15 - My target has "liked" at least one of my posts in this thread
Hint #16 - According to the 2010 census, the city I live in had a larger population than the city my target lives in.
Hint #17 - Jesus Quintana has spent some time in your city