Did you know Shock Top has brewed EVERYTHING!

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  1. HRamz3

    HRamz3 Initiate (0) Feb 9, 2010 Pitcairn

    Well it is certainly established that "prison-chic" sells.
     
    #21 HRamz3, Apr 9, 2014
  2. HRamz3

    HRamz3 Initiate (0) Feb 9, 2010 Pitcairn

    The Shcok Top brewers probably are making a perfect knock-off of HT, just for their own consumption! They have the all the skills and resources. Whip up a batch, declare it a failure, then drink up!
     
    #22 HRamz3, Apr 9, 2014
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  3. evilcatfish

    evilcatfish Pooh-Bah (2,116) May 11, 2012 Missouri
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm looking forward to the Shock Top Pretzel variant. Seriously, I'm not kidding
     
    #23 evilcatfish, Apr 9, 2014
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  4. JuicesFlowing

    JuicesFlowing Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2009 Kansas

    I tried the Lego porter, but it didn't quite stack up ...
     
    #24 JuicesFlowing, Apr 9, 2014
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  5. BradenMK

    BradenMK Pundit (897) Sep 24, 2012 Alaska

    I know I do...
     
    #25 BradenMK, Apr 9, 2014
  6. SouthAtholSuds

    SouthAtholSuds Initiate (0) Nov 3, 2008 Massachusetts

    I just want to compliment you on your We3 avatar. See some people are still nice on here.
     
    #26 SouthAtholSuds, Apr 9, 2014
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  7. Whiskeydeez

    Whiskeydeez Savant (1,186) Jan 23, 2012 Kansas
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    Ha, I just had it at a bar the other day. The aroma is actually pretty cool, just like a pretzel.
     
    #27 Whiskeydeez, Apr 9, 2014
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  8. WIED

    WIED Initiate (0) Jan 14, 2008 Montana

    I'd rather drink water than Shock Top(or Blue Moon).
     
    #28 WIED, Apr 9, 2014
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  9. ManforallSaisons

    ManforallSaisons Pooh-Bah (1,554) Mar 20, 2008 Belgium
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    It's just a funny. And it is actually somewhat funny.
     
    #29 ManforallSaisons, Apr 9, 2014
  10. marleyr

    marleyr Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2014 South Carolina

    Shock Top = Michelob = In-Bev/AB. Everything they make is pure garbage. Too bad so many people that they're a microbrewery.
     
    #30 marleyr, Apr 9, 2014
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  11. KS1297

    KS1297 Initiate (0) Apr 14, 2013 Wisconsin

    After detailed review of the evidence, I have concluded that the statement above was in fact not literal. Rather, hyperbole is used to express the fact that Shock Top has conducted a great deal of experimentation pertaining to the formulation of new recipes.

    Finally we can get some rest.
     
    #31 KS1297, Apr 9, 2014
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  12. marleyr

    marleyr Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2014 South Carolina

    think*
     
    #32 marleyr, Apr 9, 2014
  13. randal

    randal Initiate (0) Apr 21, 2004 Colorado

    *Head Explodes*

    The OP was making fun of Shock Top, albeit in a rather obtuse manner. Someone doth protest too much, methinks.
     
    #33 randal, Apr 9, 2014
  14. thewrongtone

    thewrongtone Zealot (743) Oct 15, 2006 Arkansas

    Thank you. I was just about to post almost the exact same thing.
     
    #34 thewrongtone, Apr 9, 2014
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  15. 5thOhio

    5thOhio Pooh-Bah (1,571) May 13, 2007 South Carolina
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    Seems to me Shock Top made fun of itself with a ludicrous post like that.

    Shock Top IPA?
    Shock Top DIPA?
    Shock Top Scotch Ale?
    Schock Top Bock?
    Shock Top Stout?
    Schock Top Goze?
    Shock Top Lambic?

    I must have missed those releases.
     
    #35 5thOhio, Apr 9, 2014
  16. cmannes

    cmannes Pundit (967) Mar 15, 2009 Minnesota

    Brewing != Releasing
     
    #36 cmannes, Apr 10, 2014
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  17. micromaniac129

    micromaniac129 Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2009 Pennsylvania

    more importantly.... who CARES!
     
    #37 micromaniac129, Apr 10, 2014
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  18. PSU_Mike

    PSU_Mike Initiate (0) Sep 6, 2013 Pennsylvania

    Common sense disproves the claim even if the statement was hyperbolic. I don't think a brewer alive can make that claim in sincerity.
     
    #38 PSU_Mike, Apr 10, 2014
  19. CalgaryFMC

    CalgaryFMC Initiate (0) Aug 2, 2013 Canada (AB)

    What was that Vince Vaughn movie where he calls Twitter "Twotter"? Yeah, that. Seriously, though, how long before people start actually talking like this? "Damn, that was a great at beer, I am pumped to be at this brewpup. Number sign great times".
     
    #39 CalgaryFMC, Apr 10, 2014
  20. JuniperJesus

    JuniperJesus Pundit (805) Feb 26, 2011 Illinois

    I tried their Peach IPA, but it was the pits.
     
    #40 JuniperJesus, Apr 10, 2014
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