You're not a beer geek unless...

It's that filthy little store next to the strip club....

 

I had to double check and see if you were from the states. I don't know of any stores next to the strip club. Our strip clubs tend to be out in the middle of nowhere, or at least standing alone.

 

So if you ever visit denver there is a strip club called shotgun willy's. Next door to it is the adult novelty store. Hence the term package store. It seems most of the strip clubs here all have a adult novelty store nearby.

 

They sell beer at novelty shops?

 

you stand in line for hours for Hunah..

 

You start monitoring the value of the Euro because of Etre Gourmet, Online Beer Shop.

 

You make a list of beer you've never reviewed and check it twice every time you're at the packy. That's what I'm doing now.

 

This is the winner!

 

You join every beer related website you can find and post reviews on YouTube (like me)

 

You always tell the waiter/waitress not to serve your beer in a chilled glass.

 

You buy raffle tickets for the possible privileged of standing in line to get a limited release.

 

Before you visit a region of the US you've never been to before (on business or pleasure,) you look up the 'Top Beers of _________' listing feature of this website and jot down the top 20....and mentally calculate how many bombers you can stuff into your very lightly packed suitcase....

 

Lupulin is a known psychoactive compound, and has been reported to have relaxation and sedative effects.

 

Liquor store.

 

You have more pictures of beers in your favorite glasses on your phone than you do of your kids.

 

When drinking a "macro-brew' is considered hydrating.

 

When regular customers at your local beer store think that you work there...

 

The only reason you decide to go to a wedding in another state is to go to a nearby brewery/get beers not available at home

 

You can't pass a beer store without taking a look at what they have. Oh yeah, and you can't resist buying something as well since your beer budget is totally out of control.

 

You just can't, under no circumstance, let your roomates girlfriend get away with bringing a smashed blueberry into the house without a healthy ration of sh*t