SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by Cuzco, Aug 1, 2013.

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  1. Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky

    Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 Minnesota

    My original plan was actually to burst in on her while she's in the shower, hold out a beer in front of the camera, snap the pic, then look for a new place to live following the divorce.
     
  2. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky

    I'd go ahead and guarantee you the winner if this happens.
     
  3. Houser

    Houser Pooh-Bah (1,736) Sep 10, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    this would be a great idea if it was an imovieoftakingnakedshowerbeerpicofunsuspectingwifeandtheconsequencesofit lif.

    scene 1: her showering
    scene 2: you busting in and snapping a pic
    scene 3: the impending fallout
    scene 4: meeting with attorneys/signing divorce decree
    scene 5: you squatting in a boarded up, crumbling row home in the ghetto of minneapolis
     
  4. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    Where's my popcorn!!!!

    Also, @Cuzco said I was in for the next round...my apologies in advance for your porches!!!
     
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  5. Hoptimus-Prime

    Hoptimus-Prime Pundit (946) Dec 7, 2012 North Carolina
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    @Cuzco mentioned a Bottle share in the OBX (NC) for august, maybe some of us in the south that can't make it to CT could make it there...maybe coordinate the two and Skype that shit?

    Since note: I hope no one incorporates Mung Jumping into their shower pic:astonished:
    (I couldn't help but search it)
     
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  6. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky

    FTFY
     
  7. Houser

    Houser Pooh-Bah (1,736) Sep 10, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    hows everyone feeling today? it looked like we had a couple people tie one on last night.
     
  8. Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky

    Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 Minnesota

    I got very drunk at the Twins game yesterday and realized after I left that I didn't actually watch any of it :flushed:
     
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  9. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    FTFBOY

    S&T
     
  10. TheBeerAlmanac

    TheBeerAlmanac Initiate (0) Mar 3, 2011 Kentucky

    FTFE
     
  11. Houser

    Houser Pooh-Bah (1,736) Sep 10, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    so back when i first met my wife, we were going to a phillies game with a group of people. we went to our friends house in philly first to do some tailgating, cornhole, etc. when time came to leave for the game, everyone poured roadies into solo cups. i decided i didnt want a beer, but rather a vodka and fruit punch gatorade. my first attempt at making something delicious yet strong proved unsuccessful as it was basically 50/50 vodka to gatorade. so me being smart, i decided to drink a lot of it really quickly and then add more gatorade to water it down not thinking i was really drinking A LOT of vodka too. needless to say, the rest of this went down quickly. finally get to the game via subway and we grab a beer, then another, then another and didnt watch one minute of the game. once the game ends, we start to leave not realizing how tuned up we were. we are looking for the subway and cant find it. for those that havent been to a sporting event using public transportation (which should be none of you), you basically follow the crowd to where the subway is. well, we didnt think of that and somehow either managed to walk right past it on numerous occasions or never made it there. ending result was a $100+ cab ride home. hindsight pretty funny but was not at the time.

    as you were...
     
  12. zekeman17

    zekeman17 Pooh-Bah (2,082) Feb 14, 2010 Pennsylvania
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    Feeling pretty good, had a couple-3-4 with Steve at Forest and Main on an empty stomach then went home and instead of eating dinner, I just had more beer. I'm old enough to know better.
     
  13. Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky

    Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky Initiate (0) Feb 13, 2013 Minnesota

    Ours was the annual corporate Twins game and I don't think many of my coworkers saw the game either. We also all went to Fulton before and after, which I think was far more fun. Next year we should take the money that would go for tickets and just spend it at the brewery. They have the game on their big screen and the beer is far cheaper than at the stadium...
     
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  14. Dicers

    Dicers Grand Pooh-Bah (3,436) Sep 2, 2012 California
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    Hungover and running late to my GF graduation
     
  15. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    DAMNIT...now I'm hungry!!!!
     
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  16. ripps1

    ripps1 Initiate (0) Aug 28, 2012 New Jersey

    This is the same way I attend baseball games....
     
  17. BuckTuckian

    BuckTuckian Initiate (0) Dec 19, 2012 Kentucky
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    Since note: I hope no one incorporates Mung Jumping into their shower pic:astonished:
    (I couldn't help but search it)[/QUOTE]

    DISLIKE !!!
     
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  18. Whiskeydeez

    Whiskeydeez Savant (1,186) Jan 23, 2012 Kansas
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    Sounds about right, either that or I'm bored out of my mind. I prefer the fun one.
     
  19. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    DISLIKE !!![/QUOTE]
    Dislike the idea of mung jumping, or dislike that he does not want any of this incorporated into a shower pic.

    S&T
     
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  20. IPAFan521

    IPAFan521 Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2013 Illinois

    Also, consider this your friendly public service announcement...

    UPDATE YOUR WANTS

    Def. - Adding beer to you want list so when I get you as my target, I do not have to work as hard. Please add more than walezbro to this list as most people to not have steady access to these.

    Help me help you

    S&T
     
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