SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

I'd be sad....but then again, that beer has been on my list for awhile...

 

Hint #1- my box is going east.
Hint #2- my target has posted in this thread today.

 

welcome to the show

 

Aww son, you done f'ed up posting this pic. Wait till I get home from work...

 

Hint #1: I have shipped to my targets state, but never to my target
Hint #2: I am shipping west
Hint #3 Doesn't look like I will be able to hit any wants since most are whalish, but my target will get a big ole box of Massachusetts goodness. Full of mostly sours and saisons, hopefully my target likes those varietals because I'm sending whatever the fuck I want

 

Yup sure did

 

So this is my first round of SWTFYWWTDTS, just finished reading the past 15 pages of awesomeness I'm about to get myself into this morning after getting completely shitfaced for most of the weekend, then spending Cinco de Mayo recovering/retoxing. I've posted hints on TB, here they are for those who missed them;

Hint 1: I'll be shipping NE, to someone I've participated in a different BIF with on a different beer website.
Hint 2: My target uses the same name on BA as they do on TB.
Hint 3: John Candy once sang the theme song to the show that features my target's avatar.

 

Oh. Dear. God.

 

Hint #1 - I am shipping to someone I have not shipped to before.
Hint #2 - This box is heading south of me.
Hint #3 - I am shipping to a state that is larger than my own
Hint #4 - I am shipping to someone with more wants than myself
Hint #5 - My targets state is not home for one of the remaining 8 remaining teams in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
Hint #6 - I am not shipping to Haywire
Hint #7 - I have completed more trades under the new system than you have
Hint #8 - I am shipping to a state with the same amount of letters or less in their states name
Hint #9 - My target did not have my babies favorite beer on their wants list (so sad for you)
Hint #10 - My target (as of me typing this hint) did not like my last hint post...guess he is sad
Hint #11 - My target has a mix of numbers and letters in their username

 

Shipping NorthEast from Wisconsin ehhh? That's gotta rule out a whole lotta potential targets.

 

Hint 1: sent to targets state
hint 2: targets here
hint 3: i have had a private bm conversation with my target
hint 4: im shipping west

 

Hint 1: I will be shipping NE of me to someone I haven't shipped to before.
Hint 2: I recently shipped to this state in another BIF.
Hint 3: It is safe to say my target posts regularly in this thread.
Hint 4: My recipient will be recieving at least 1 howler, and also at least 1 homebrewed Berliner.
Hint 5: My targets username is shorter than mine.

 

Hint 4: My target is getting a bottle of Irish whiskey exclusive only to MN and Ireland. And if he doesn't like this post to signify his excitement, I'm gonna drink it myself because (in the words of my favorite elderly coworker) "fuck 'em."

 

My target loves the shit out of hill farmstead so much he liked nearly all their beers lay no one lives near that brewery so I'm going to swtfIwahigli! I'm at 176oz and even found a can on your want list! I'll wait to ship till. Next week just to see if there is anything worth adding in the next few days!

 

I really should have....meant to do it before leaving town.

 

Did that used to say John Goodman instead of John Candy?

 

Now I can get to work!!!!!