SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

@Theortiz01 can't even spell my name right when it's right in front of him... tsk tsk tsk.

 

Target - Your box is "On FedEx vehicle for delivery"! One FINAL Hint:

Hint #1: Target is to the West of me
Hint #2: Target's State is bigger than mine
Hint #3: Target's total # of BA "Wants" are >49
Hint #4: Target & I have been in a BIF before... Could be SWTFYW #1, or a different one... OR Both?
Hint #5: Target's Zip Code digits added together are <30
Hint #6: Target's State is home to at least one school that played in a 2013-14 Bowl Game
Hint #7: Target's State is/was home to at least 1 group/family/team/pair of animated characters
Hint #8: Target's State has a College/University mascot who has participated in the Capital One Mascot Challenge
Hint #9: Target's State = Where an actor who once played a character named after a food or beverage was born
Hint #10: FedEx Tracking # includes (in some order) = Robert Parish, Kevin Duckworth, Bruce Smith, Dennis Eckersley, Ozzie Newsome, & Wes Welker
Hint #11: Target is indeed to the West... But also South. And that's probably a way better clue than Hint #1.

Hint #12: Target's State and my State have something in Common.

 

I was catching up on posts sorry, I changed it homie!

 

Ahh damnit you caught that, I thought I was a keyboard ninja with the edit button.

 

I feel like this is going to turn into a train wreck (at least I hope it does)

 

It looks like the truck didn't hit anything, which is pretty amazing.

 

and a super sexy glass, too.
3 day old Hop Drop and Roll? It won't survive to see it's 5th sunrise!
A bunch of other stuff, too--couldn't get it all unpacked, will try to get pics up at lunchtime.
Thanks Bronce!

 

For sure man, on the condition that you help change poopy diapers. And maybe help change the baby's diapers too.

 

Everything looks ok from what I can tell. The box was pretty beat up and I was worried for a minute,
but everything was well packed inside. Peeling back the shipping labels like an archeologist sifting through
an ancient site, it appears that this box has made the journey back and forth to PA before ( @Houser ).

I've got to get back out, the search and rescue dogs just arrived--still looking for the remains of the UPS
guy that's buried under what used to be my loading dock. 2 warehouse guys escaped with minor injuries.

 

Mother of god. I watch a friends dog for a night and the bastard pisses in my beer closet. It really tied the room together and now it's ruined. Kinda funny it should happen the day big lebowski is on the thread. Good thing I'm moving in a couple weeks. ( hooray for getting the only house in Hampton Roads with a basement!!!

 

Oh yeah 2 boxes out for delivery today!!!

 

@BuckTuckian I'm gonna go with a guess of 2014. Good luck!

 

Target; A box is out for delivery in the Nutmeg state, didn't even have to google that hint either because my girlfriend is from this state!

Edit; Scratch that, there's a box on your doorstep!!!

 

1933 - Good Luck! And Thanks!

 

Dog pissed in the beer closet? That's it! We're moving!

 

I'll go with 1986,

And it have yet to ever guess my sender in a bif. This one is no different

 

If it was my dog the dog would be forgiven. At least the little bastard missed the lambic rack

 

Even with my last hint, I have no reason to believe that my Target knows he is getting 41+lbs dropped at his door sometime today.

 

hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.