SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

The shirt is perfect. Thanks again for everything

 

There is a box chilling and getting sorted in Lake Orion right now. Who could this be

 

You have good taste in shoes and beer my friend.

Yeah, that's my dog next to me. He decided to photobomb the picture.

 

I love the Jeff Spicoli shoes. Gnarly!

 

Out for delivery...if the delivery guy can avoid blue devils and demon deacons along the way.

 

Anyone here got a good Line on TG? Need some Assasin in my life once it releases. Apparently I have tried it before (it's pictured being at a tasting I was at) and sadly my memory was wasted on chocolate rain.

 

Glad you liked it man - Couldn't hit a ton of Wants, but it seemed liked you wouldn't mind a whole bunch of Berliners and Barrel-Aged stuff. Enjoy

 

If my understanding is right, the release will be blind, unannounced distro. Lot of butt-hurt over this, and it means most bottles will wind up in the hands of locals, but it's the right call. Decorah, Iowa cannot handle the thousands of whiny, entitled neckbeards that would descend upon TG for a release.

Nevertheless, I do plan on trying. But if I succeed, my first bottle will go down the throat of lurpy1 and his wife, mrs. lurpy1, the second bottle, if there is one, will be LIF'ed off to you fine people.

 

Good morning all,

Why did the little boy fall off the swing?










Because he didn't have any arms!

 

Two guys walk into a bar









Third guy ducks

 

Yes, that does sound like the saddest story ever told.

I also want some TG...it doesn't even need to be Assasin. Except that it does. Not really.

 

Two fish are in a Tank... One fish says to the other:










"HOLY CRAP, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING?!?

 

Alright you pervs...

First of all, not sure if this is the original box because who has the testicular fortitude to post this on the outside of the box:




A little before pic:




6 WESTBROOK GOSE!!!!!!!!!!!! Major want!!




The gold medal winner himself HDnR (want), 2 Cackalacky, and 1 Jam session (want)

 

Another One (want), Rumpkin 2012! (want), Homebrew? (from the looks of it maybe a pale ale), UJ Stout (want), Peeper Ale (want)

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Westbrook Shane's BIG DIPA (want), WW Serenity (want!!!)




And then we head out to the Coast: Rice Saison (didn't even know this existed!), Saison du Fus (also did not know this existed), Blackbeerd X 2 (with tits), Old Nuptial (BA Barleywine...yes please!), Boy King (want)




And of course the family shot!!!




@jfstilling you nailed this one!! A lot will be drank this weekend but a few will make their way into the cellar!

S&T

 

His target is Satan? His target is Satan.

 

This is awesome. That it is box 1 of 26 is just stupid. I quit life.

 

Since I've seen some jokes thrown out there, I'll give my personal completely inappropriate joke:

What's the difference between a bath tub and a dead baby?





You can't have sex with a bath tub.



I know I know...

 

OK, here is a joke that was told to thew wife and I on our wedding day by the photographer that was trying to get us to continue smiling after 4 hours (seemed like it) of pictures...


What does Snoop Dog use an umbrella for?


















Fo Drizzle








S&T

 

I was holding off on the dead baby jokes, but now that the floodgates are open...


How do you make a dead baby float?




With 2 scoops of ice cream and root beer.




One more (probably one of the more offensive ones I know):
What do you get when you cut a baby in half?








An erection.

(people usually don't get the punchline, so I have to say "at least that's what I get" to clarify)




And now I will show myself out.

s&a

 

So, umm. Who sent this ya?