SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

http://prettybeershop.com/collections/all/products/pretty-things-goblet

 

Hahha. Yes those them taters are pretty sweet. I happen to have one myself

 

MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, MINE MINE MINE!


*ahem*


Apologies.

 

I have one myself. It is a rather stunning glass in person as well.

 

I may be in the minority here, but I truly find the dead baby jokes to be absolutely tasteless. Even more so now since I have a child of my own.

Had a nice haul picture ready to post (with baby included) but now will have to wait till we roll over to at least the next page and hope that someone will not follow up with another one of those awful jokes.

S&T & live babies

 

I think you're in the minority.

 

Sorry, didn't mean to offend. They are tasteless, but it's usually what makes them fun. I will refrain from any more and turn my attention to Helen Keller jokes instead.

 

This guy with a huge black eye boards a plane and finds his seat. As he sits down, he notices the man already sitting in the seat next to his has a huge black eye too, about the same size as his own. He stows his bags in the overhead and sits down. After a few seconds, he turns to the other guy and says, "Sorry man, I have to ask, how did you get that black eye?"

The other guys looks up and smiles, "It's a funny story actually. I was at the counter in the airport to buy tickets for this flight. When I got to the front, the chick at the desk had these HUGE tits and I couldn't stop staring at them. So she asks if she can help me. What I meant to say was, 'Can I get two tickets to Pittsburgh,' but what came out was, 'Can I get two pickets to Tittsburgh.' She didn't miss a beat and slugged my right in the face. And that's how I got this shiner."

"That's crazy man," the first guy says.

The second guy says, "While we're at it, how did you end up with yours?"

"Well it's a funny story actually. I was out for dinner with my wife for our 10th anniversary at this really nice, expensive restaurant, it's where we first met. So we're looking over the menu and she asks, 'What are you going to order?' What I meant to say was, 'How about the prime rib, medium rare?' but what came out was, 'Bitch you ruined my fucking life.'"

 

I also have a baby I the way. If I offended anyone, I apologize.

 

Thank you for the link kind sir. Too bad minimum order quantity is only 12.

 

Quite the opposite. You CAN'T buy 12, but can buy 1.

 

To attempt to bring our jokes out of the gutter:

Two muffins are baking in an oven together and one says to the other, "Geez it's hot in here" and the other muffin says, "oh my God, a talking muffin!!!"

 

The eagle has landed...

 

Touche, these single orders are going to escalate quickly.

 

I prefer gutter jokes.

 

It's all good. Keep going if you like, I just needed to voice my opinion. Figured with all of the "outsiders" looking in on this thread nowadays, we might want to keep it a little more classy. Don't want to get shut down when we have already crossed the halfway mark in the ultimate goal here of taking down the "Post picture of your latest haul" thread for most posts!)

 

You can buy more than 1 at a time. I just had 2 in my cart (don't worry, I didn't buy them).

 

So do most children! But they have longer arms!

 

uh, ok?

 

Can I tell my version of the Aristrocrats?