The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

This is great. I am not sure whether to be proud or embarrassed by the fact that I figured out clues 1 and 2 without knowing your target's address.

 

yep... got em too. You should be neither proud nor embarrassed. Only proud if you're 7 and embarrassed if you could not figure it out.

 

Well, I didn't want it to be annoyingly difficult.

 

Dear target,

I really don't have any more cool hints, just know that I haven't forgot about you and will be using most of the shipping window

You won't be disappointed I assure you.

Just know, that if you are reading this post in an internet cafe, you may be breaking the law in your state.

 

Figured all 3 out, just sayin lol. And Friday is going to be an epic work day! Beer:Thirty as soon as those boxes arrive!

 

Also, my targets porch should be feeling a bit heavier right about now... hope you enjoy the haul

 

To my target, I am looking to ship on Monday. I believe the total is somewhere in the neighborhood of 258 oz. and around 16 different beers. 3 of which were wants but not from my state. The 2 wants you listed from my state I couldn't get but I am sending a beer from each of the breweries where your wants from PA are brewed. Your last beer is in route to me and will be here shortly. It is from out of my state and not listed as a want but I think that you will enjoy this beer that was just brewed on Saturday in the northeast.
I believe the average is a 90 rating.

 

FedEx says package was delivered about 30 minutes ago.

 

I am just dropping off my boxes to the state referred to as The Crossroad of America.

 

****, please.

 

Moved to Houston two years ago from that state. Lived there for 20 years and loved it.... that is except for the winters. Those sucked.

 

I knew you'd either be sending to me or @MCMASTERSANCHEZ, hope he enjoys the TX brews, and I'm pumped for some Cali beer!

 

Your target is lucky. I will be at that brewery next weekend unless plans change. And if you never have before, I would recommend you wake up and smell the coffee while you're there.

 

woooooooooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOO did it! Holy jebus! **** incoming. Got another box from a trade to put away too, need to pour a beer (a HF growler, What is Enlightenment? from my buddy's trip up there) and a cooler to pack for an IP trade tomorrow...

 

I'm flattered, I liked the idea but I wasn't sure if anyone else would... I figured I was going to get shit for it being either stupid and too easy, or too difficult, I had no idea.

 

Where's all the hauls everybody??? There's gotta be 3 or 4 out there!

 

I'm pretty sure there are at least two that everyone confirmed delivery but didn't post anything, and at least 5 more already in transit or expecting to ship between now and Monday. But no recent pics.

 

So, HUGE thanks to @Poorpatz who really killed it on this BIF.

Here's the ****:

Not one, not two, but THREE Trillium growlers, Double Dry Hopped Fort Point Pale Ale, Fort Point Pale Ale, and Mettle. Want, want, and more want.

Next:

Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout (had a taste, passed on a bottle to get a Huge Arker, the imperial version, have been regretting it since)
Narragansett Imperial Russian Stout (I had no idea gansett MADE a RIS, looking forward to trying this)
Backlash Outbreak (not on my radar, looks like it should be)
Backlash Catalyst (not on my radar, looks like it should be)
Cape Cod Beer Bitter End (only found out about them while researching this BIF, new want)

Then:

NEBCo Imperial Stout Trooper (2011) (Big want)
Spencer Trappist (BIG want!)
Jack's Abby Barrel Aged Framinghammer (BIG want!)
Pretty Things Our Finest Regards (Love Pretty Things, looking forward to it)

Lastly, the family photo:

 

Fort Point Pale Ale is awesome