SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Minute 58 for goal #2. This will also be the USA. Because, you know, Merica.

 

Awesome man, thank you both for the opportunity. I have 8minutes for first goal, I'll say 38 minutes for the second.

 

Where are you staying/training? Right near Town Hall is Day Block (brewery) and Republic (bar), and then Harriet and Northbound (breweries) are a quick jaunt SE on the light rail. You could also get to Fulton very easily from the light rail.

Hit me up when you're here if you want to grab a beer or something!

 

While I'm not confident there will be a second goal, I will go with 91 min.

 

It would be Aug 4-6, 3M offices on 94 at McKnight Rd? @ 4 miles east of Downtown St Paul.
I'm still trying to work it so one of my salesmen make the trip instead of me. I'll
let you know when I know more.

 

Oh shoot, I was thinking you were closer to Minneapolis... you can still get there by light rail pretty easily. But where you'll be is actually closer to Summit, Tim Whiskers, and Flat Earth as well as the Happy Gnome and Muddy Pig.

 

Sticking with 63rd minute for 1st goal, 82nd for 2nd goal.

 

38th minute for the 2nd goal

Thanks!

 

Hows about 32 minutes

 

I'm going with 29 for the second goal.

 

Page #400 and post #16000!!

 

444th BIF Hints:

1) I am not shipping to anyone who abstained from this bif. Mostly bc that would be weird
2) My target thinks Ghana is three syllables
3) I haven't decided how many of my target's "wants" to tick, but it will be between 1-5.
4) I'm so damned scare of wolf spiders that it is not normal (or manly). This has bearing on Hint 4.
5) My target wrote a "gayer" version of Top Gun. It was not made because Val Kilmer refused to continuously do the "bite thing" (as it was written in my target's screenplay) throughout the movie. Tom Cruise questioned why the entire movie took place in the sauna, but he was okay with it, trooper that he is.
6) That last clue is not "entirely" true.
7) I can't decide whether my target likes barrel aged brews. If he likes this post, I will CONclude he likes barrel aged beers and INclude something delicious. If he does not like this post, I will CONclude he does not like barrel aged beers, and I will a) think less of him and b) DE(?)clude something delicious from his box.
8) I'm not shipping to New Jersey, although this has nothing to do with Snooki. On the other hand, it may or may not have something to do with Deena.
9) My target has more than 4 wants on this site. However, if he removes wants from his list after getting them, he will have 4 less after my box arrives.
10) My box is being packed tonight and in it will be four beers rated 93, 95, 96, and 97 (not Bros. scores). It will be headed to a state that has a racetrack where the #48 has won AT LEAST four times. It will not take long to get to my target.
11) My definition of long is different than yours...is what she said.

 

2nd goal 47 min

 

I shipped out 5 boxes today. Not lookin forward to that UPS bill...

 

Dear 444th target. I apologize. My plan was to include a growler of one of your wants in the box.
I was prepared to drive over an hour each way this Sunday, most likely with an incredible hangover
to get this for you. Really glad I just checked, the brewery in question is not open on Sundays. I really thought
they were. Not to worry, there will still be 4 very tasty beers in the box.
And maybe a growler gets shipped a week or 2 later when there is no fear of Wolf Spiders.
Stuff and Things.

Hint--I've been on BA longer than you have.

 

To my target, it appears my trip this weekend to a farmhouse brewery that is the pride of TX will result in a minimum of 2 of your 4 beers, and since this is SWTFYW might just be all 4 from said brewery....

Hint: My target posted on the 1st page of this thread.

 

I've only ever gotten them from trades, from whence does one acquire a 12 shipper, without waiting for it to be shipped to them? My trip to Houston is coming up, and with all the trades/bottle shares/BIF boxes to hand deliver, it looks like luggage smuggling will not be sufficient space. (I have a problem with saying "no")

 

Uhaul

 

33:18

 

Uline.com will have them to you next day, but I think you have to get 4, they're not cheap and you'll pay shipping.
If you just need one, I've got one in the warehouse you can have if you want to pick it up.