Favorite or Classic BA personalities

They are cousins to Magic Hat Hater BA, Shipyard Hater BA, and Redhook/Widmer Hater BA.

 

The "Fan Boy" BA - Those who idolize other BA's on this site cause they have whalez. Also known to jump into ISO:FT threads to support "great traders" with a "hook this guy up he is the man," or "help this guy out" post.

 

The I'm sure none of these personalities apply to me BA.

 

That shit should be on a t-shirt! Love it!

 

How about the "Not a Geography Major" BA? When a "Best City" thread comes along, has to include his whole county and/or half the state. These BAs often seem to be from San Diego and Michigan.

 

sounds like BA lack of travel jealously to me.

and in the case of Trappist could actually be true. YMMV, lol

 

The Repeater BA. He doesn't want to read the whole thread, so he posts his opinion, even if the thread is on page seven and his particular opinion was posted right after the OP.

Often times, he explains his behavior by saying something like "tl;dr" or "sorry if this has already been posted..." but we all know he's not sorry.

By the way, sorry if this particular BA personality has already been posted.

 

The "I have a beard" BA.

 

Anytime I come across something @Dad posts I usually have a good laugh

 

It's a discussion, besides I wasn't calling any newbies, only saying what my favorite or classic BA personality was. Are newbies BAs?
But in summary, I really don't give a rat's ass what you think.

 

Oh, hi.

 

FFF fan boy- Only drinks, pursues, purchases, and hordes any brew from Three Floyds.

"Hey brah, do you have Zombie Dust?" "No sir, I don't but I have Citra Nin..." "Pshh, Miller Lite then."

or

"Yo, I drove to Munster and bought 6 cases of Gumballhead" "How'd you do that? There's a limit?" “I took my wife, myself and I went back twenty minutes later with a hat and sunglasses on to disguise myself"

or my personal favoite, " Dude, Half Acre has a new..." "Is it a colab with FFF?", " Ummm no???" "Well effe that then."

 

Of course not. You're Captain Avatar.

 

The I have300 bottles in my cellar BA. It's hoarding, and by the time you get to them, they are no longer good. Like no way a beer can taste better after 6 years.

 

The "I can't figure out how to spell palate no matter how many times I see it written" BA

 

The "Oh you don't like that beer? Mail it to me!" BA.

 

It was...just a few posts above you...

EDIT: Or were you cleverly baiting me? If so, you are a master-baiter!

 

LMAO I love when this happens - usually a new member posting for the first time who either wakes up the next day having forgotten it ever happened, or was so overwhelmed with the replies that he sinks back into the hedges like Homer.

 

What about typo BA? That guy drivese and my English degree crazy..... Wait is me.

 

The "I judge other people based on how much beer they have" BA.

Also, the defensive BA*

* I have 300+ bottles in my cellar/beer fridge, and only a few are more than a couple years old. I'm constantly cycling out the old and bringing in the new. And these are almost always singles, never cases—although I do have a few multi-bottle verticals of Bigfoot, Old Stock, Abyss, Parabola, Stone IRS, Keizer Blauw etc.... and the older bottles have consistently been outstanding.