Favorite or Classic BA personalities

Guilty: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24659/110259/?ba=WTKeene

 

The compares the price of two beers by breaking them down to cents per oz. BA.

 

Those that discuss the palette or the pallet in detail.

 

Your being cynical in you're post, aren't you?

 

You mean back when any Cantillon was a shelf turd?

 

The Style Protector BA - Vehemently patrols threads for any references to beers which do not, by the letter of the law, fit the style they are so named after. "Odell Runoff Red is an IPA now? I mean, really, what a wanton bastardization of the style! Don't words have meaning anymore?! Somebody answer me!"

The Style Anarchist BA - Consistently reminds everyone that styles are man-made conventions with evolving histories, and that the vagaries of human understanding render them functionally useless. Every beer should be classified simply by its color, smell, and taste in their book. The Style Anarchist BA laughs off any concerns about how to choose beer at the store, adjusts his beret, and takes a long, slow drag from a hand-rolled cigarette.

 

Fuggles is the dank.

 

I mean back in the day.

 

Whoaaaa, that one flew right over you then.

 

The "I'm sorry if this question / comment / concern / misinformation / etc. was already addressed above, but I'm going to go ahead and post it anyways even though it has been addressed multiple times, including three posts above this one!" BA. For reference: see any thread that mentions the Bruery / 3 Floyds Rue D'Floyd / Floyd D'Rue infection topic.

Disclaimer: This post May or may not be ironic...

 

The "I'm going to ask a question that has a very simple answer but proves that I know beer and how it should properly be drank guy". AKA the "how do I warm my beer guy"

 

Gotcha

 

The "First World Problem" BA. This BA always chimes in on discussions and refers to them as First World Problems. For example:

OP: Should I buy Founders Breakfast Stout or Dark Lord?

FWPBA: First World Problem, bro. First. World. Problem.

 

The lying yer ass off blind taster BA. The guy in every blind tasting thread who states "I'm pretty sure I could identify such and such beer" without actually doing a blind tasting.

 

The guy who thinks a six or more every day isn't.

The guy who " sessions" 9 % all day every day.

 

Lukus_Maximus dude is a legend on this site.

 

Don't forget the Flavor of the Month BA. "Nugget Nectar? What is that?"

 

As it so often does.

 

The "Starts a Great Thread That Inspires Brilliant Contributions By All" BA.

The OP for this thread, JoeAmerican77, is a great example. The Brothers ought to give him about a hundred extra Beer Karma points for getting this thread going.

In the meantime, go to the first post and give him a Like.