Favorite or Classic BA personalities

Thread of the year IMO, so funny a great read this needs to be archived

 

The "I can't bother to read the entire thread so I'll say what I have to say, even if it has already been said" BA. Incidentally, this is often me, and might apply to this post.

The "I never drink the same beer twice because I'm always looking for the next big thing" BA.

 

The trainee's name is you gotta be f)(#ing me. My trainer will remain anonymous.

 

If and when, he needs to bequeath his roomful of mega-computers to an attentive apprentice.

 

Didn't watch your video. Would you please let me know when Jim Rome ever says anything interesting and/or funny? Thanks in advance clone.

 

• The 'I only drink IPAs and DIPAs' guy
• The BA who always responds to posts that ask for a widely available and affordable beer with suggestions of beers that are neither widely available or affordable.
• The BA who always responds to posts that ask for a dirt cheap beer with a beer that is at least $ 12.00/ 6 pack.
  
• The BA who replies to the 'what is your standby beer?' with something that is hard to find and pricey.
• The BAs who create the 'if you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life' or the 'if you were on a desert island' beer threads.
• The BAs who respond to the above threads with beers that anyone would grow sick of drinking in a few weeks.
• The "I refuse to drink BMC' or 'I would rather not drink beer at all, if BMC was my only option' BA, or worse, the 'I have never had a BMC beer' guy.
• The 'I will tell you the difference between a Porter and Stout guy'
• The BA who responds to a 'what is a good session beer?' thread with a 6% abv beer.
• The 'I never drink the same beer twice' guy. (perhaps the worst of all)

 

Paul Harvey meets Fox News and a failed Monty Python-like shtick that is truly pitiful. "Can of homebrew"?

 

Used to work with a guy who had to listen to "Romey" every day. Jesus, he's proof you don't have to be talented to be successful.

 

I hate to say, but that's my first introduction. My Treeing Walker Coonhound is way funnier! And he doesn't speak English.

 

You'll be the first guy I tell.

I listened to it again. It's not as funny as I remembered. Guess I was just pissed about driving around working and it struck me as funny. Sitting here drinking a beer and listening to it again, not really funny

 

Uh, no she is NOT SicilianBeerKitten!

 

The "There Is No Way It's My Palate...This Batch Is Infected/They Changed The Recipe" BA

 

The BA who responds to every "why no love for (insert style)" with "because nobody has come out with a bourbon barrel aged for two years, corked with a basket, covered with foil version." The response is usually in the first ten or fifteen.

 

Is that related to the guy who, when asked for recommendations for a BA living in Pheonix, Arizona, recommends a beer only available in Vermont (or insert other limited distro beer here) Then, when called on it, says to trade for it.

I (and I'm sure plenty of others) never review beers here. Does it mean my knowledge is less than the guy who's reviews are BMC, Shock Top and Blue Moon? Or someone who goes and rates each beer he drinks without writing a bit about it?

 

hahahahahaha


...the expert on cat piss and wet horse blankets.

 

No clue who that person is. Googled her. First result was her instagram page and first pic.... shower pic.

Is this a thing? Can we maybe make a What Beer Are You Showering With? thread?

 

Only if it includes selfies...

 

I have asked him all his secrets, and he tells me its in the magazines and pubs, that pro's pay for and other secret info, he has, lol.

He has not told me all his secrets and no 1 can replace him....

check out his web site
https://sites.google.com/site/jesskidden

 

Just asked because the shower thing - what are the odds of that happening more than once?

 

Add Rogue in that hater mix too...