Favorite or Classic BA personalities

Lol.

Dbl lol.

 

The guy who gives hopslam a 1....it's not even my favorite beer or a top 100 but it's not a 1 "imo"

 

The "I've gained 50 lbs since I became a beer geek and want someone to tell me how to lose weight without giving up my 5 DIPAs a night habit" guy.

 

We've also seen a lot of "Beer fest line-up not up to my standards" guy in the last few months.

 

Ha! I understand your sentiments about the state of CA. I went to school and lived in the Idaho/Montana area for about 10 years and loved it. I live here in SoCAL now due to the job oppurtunities but look forward to moving back up to the great white north one day. Cheers!

 

The properglassware BA - this entitled db (and i don't mean double barreled) has a glass for every brewery and beer and always has it on hand (even at tastings, even in the park). this BA actually believes that matching the beer and glass is sexy (even unmatched, beer in a glass can be sexy, but matched is like the matching bra/panties combo - not sexist here...cause even the ladies know that the match is sexier than when not matched)

 

Do you match your bra and panties?

 

I cant stress this enough the guy who puts his kid(s) in beer pictures

 

Because you are shocked he found someone to procreate with?

 

Aren't we all basement dwelling neckbeards?

The "I hope my mom makes mac'n'cheese for dinner tonight so i can pair it with my 3F Hommage" BA

 

The bloke who posts his "What are your drinking now" entries after he's finished the beer because he hates drinking and computing at the same time.

That'd be me.

 

The 'Pretend To Ask A Question' Guy

Is X brewery going downhill? Is Y beer overhyped? Do breweries try too hard to out-hop each other?

Am I really asking this to you, as a question, in a way that I am actually seeking your opinion on the topic, or am I really just phrasing my statement of opinion as a question to get more views, and give it a greater sense of authority by creating the illusion of third party consensus?

 

ThenonbelievewhatthatguysaysheknowsbecauseIdontknowshit.

 

I'm very free and loose on the glassware rules. Love Child #3 was enjoyed out of a 2-Cup Pyrex measuring cup.

 

Sounds like you were a bit past due on running the ol' dishwasher!

 

wouldn't you like to know? some of us gals pretend to be guys on this site so we don't get the "hey baby" treatment from all you neck beards. i've already said too much...

reminds me the anti-properglassware BA - this entitled db (and i don't mean double barreled) takes pride in drinking from everything but the properglassware. this wryly character loves to be caught drinking out of shoes, measuring cups, even an empty pint of "everything but the..." from B&J. the chaos of going against the system gives this BA the feels like (s)he has just found someone to swap a 4 pack of KBBS for a 4 pack of KBS. always winning, sometimes whining, but never matching.

 

That thread always turns into a shit show... It always features ShutUpI'mNotAnAlchoholic-YOU'REanAlcoholic!! guy

 

The " I have dealt with him before and he's a great guy" BA, posted in a bad trader thread where said "great guy" just fucked someone out of their beer.

 

and then, inevitably the I work out (aka I Run, I Bike, I Lift) like a ************* guy to off set my drinking. Sometimes I feel like it turns into a cross-fit douchbag forum.

 

start that one!