Beer to the Grave

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Kappakoosh, Sep 19, 2014.

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When you go, does a beer go in the ground with you?

Poll closed Oct 19, 2014.

  1. Yes

    35 vote(s)
    20.1%

  2. No

    117 vote(s)
    67.2%

  3. I'm being embalmed with beer.

    22 vote(s)
    12.6%
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  1. Kappakoosh

    Kappakoosh Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2013 Texas

    A bunch of hilarious replies. I knew everyone could make a "grave" topic interesting and funny.
     
    #61 Kappakoosh, Sep 23, 2014
  2. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    I'm going to do a black and tan. Top half dissected and cremated with Black Boss Porter as fuel. Bottom half buried with Avery White Rascal for the Hell of it!
     
    #62 rgordon, Sep 23, 2014
  3. Ardeer

    Ardeer Initiate (0) Sep 13, 2012 New York

    Dead Guy Ale? Permanent Funeral?
     
    #63 Ardeer, Sep 23, 2014
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  4. surfcaster

    surfcaster Initiate (0) Apr 20, 2013 North Carolina
    Trader

    Someone wanted to take beer to the delivery room and now someone looking forward to being buried with it.

    Man--some folks need to find some other things to do.

    I'll focus on my time here. Do you really want your kids saying--there goes dad and he's got his beer with him?

    Sheesh.
     
    #64 surfcaster, Sep 23, 2014
  5. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    While technically a columnburial, I want a sucaba in there with me.
     
    #65 SFACRKnight, Sep 23, 2014
  6. Black_Rider

    Black_Rider Pooh-Bah (2,019) Mar 26, 2013 California
    Pooh-Bah

    Egyptians believed you could take beers into the afterlife. high five to them
     
    #66 Black_Rider, Sep 24, 2014
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  7. wapavz

    wapavz Initiate (0) Nov 17, 2012 Minnesota

    If I remember right, someone is buried in MN with a 2007 Surly Darkness. In a few years I think I know where to get an extremely well "cellared" 2007 Surly Darkness. :slight_smile:
     
    #67 wapavz, Sep 24, 2014
  8. halo3one

    halo3one Initiate (0) Jun 6, 2014 Georgia

    Drink the whales while alive!
     
    #68 halo3one, Sep 24, 2014
  9. KendallKid

    KendallKid Initiate (0) Jun 9, 2014 New York

    I think being buried is just a waste so gonna be a viking funeral for me !!!
    Plenty of great beers for all in attendance !!!
     
    #69 KendallKid, Sep 24, 2014
  10. hopsputin

    hopsputin Grand Pooh-Bah (4,403) Apr 1, 2012 New Jersey
    Pooh-Bah

    ummmmmm nope. no reason to waste that beer.
     
    #70 hopsputin, Sep 24, 2014
  11. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    No. The reason? When you're dead, you're dead. No more tasting, no more thinking, no more wanting or desire. You cease to exist. This is why I don't have a cellar, for we don't know what tomorrow will bring. Which reminds me of a poem from Thomas Hardy: A meeting with Despair.
     
    #71 Shroud0fdoom, Sep 24, 2014
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  12. carteravebrew

    carteravebrew Initiate (0) Jan 21, 2010 Colorado

    Ahh...I'll be that guy. Have "you're" spelled correctly in your obit. I would mourne your loss while secretly in my mind correcting your grammar. You don't want to be remembered like that. OK, sorry for the douchiness.
    Otherwise, I like your plans.
     
    #72 carteravebrew, Sep 24, 2014
  13. cambabeer

    cambabeer Pooh-Bah (2,670) Dec 29, 2010 New York
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I don't really think I want to be buried, but this idea is funny
     
    #73 cambabeer, Sep 24, 2014
  14. Kappakoosh

    Kappakoosh Initiate (0) Dec 26, 2013 Texas

    I will make sure I note that grammar need not apply in my forum topics. That way we can save ourselves from reading those corrections.
     
    #74 Kappakoosh, Sep 25, 2014
  15. threeviews

    threeviews Initiate (0) Apr 18, 2011 Florida

    Beer?! When my body (and most likely my liver) fails to operate, my corpse will (hopefully) find its way into the nearest dumpster...no burial, no fanfare and no worldly possessions to take to the afterlife...much like those gentle creatures that meet their untimely demise being struck by some 1/2 ton, 4-wheeled warrior...that is how I depart.
     
    #75 threeviews, Sep 25, 2014
  16. BlastBeats

    BlastBeats Initiate (0) Mar 24, 2011 Illinois

    There's something about the OP's avatar that really completes this thread.
     
    #76 BlastBeats, Sep 25, 2014
  17. ventura78

    ventura78 Pundit (972) Nov 22, 2003 Massachusetts

    If they go back to open fermenters, I want some corked Chimay red slipped into my coffin. It would be great to pop them open after the resurrection. If they don't go back, I would like some Loterbol blond to take their place.
     
    #77 ventura78, Sep 25, 2014
  18. KansasBeerLover

    KansasBeerLover Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2009 Kansas

    I don't want anyone drinking beer at my funeral, cause I know what they will do on my grave!
     
    #78 KansasBeerLover, Sep 25, 2014
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  19. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    "Stop pissing them off if you don't want to be pissed on"- some wise dude, somewhere, at some time.:grinning:
     
    #79 TongoRad, Sep 25, 2014
  20. NHhomebrewguy

    NHhomebrewguy Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2012 New Hampshire

    undead party crasher
     
    #80 NHhomebrewguy, Sep 25, 2014
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