What would you name your Microbrewery?

Snogs Brewing Company

 

Lost Coast Brewing Company

 

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/256/

 

Stinchar Valley Brewery

 

FIFY! Now the lawyers can't touch you!

 

Dudes Brewing Company was taken.....damn.....would of said that but just looked it up.

How about Beefy Brewing company focusing on heavy duty big ales and stouts.
Just think...Beefcake stout, Meaty, Beefy, Big, and Bouncy barely wine, or McBeef Scotch ale?

 

Funny you should ask, I randonly think of beer names and save them to my phone... My fictitious brewery lineup is as follows... If you steal the names, give me credit!

Aloof Moose
Brew House

------The Usual Suspects------
~Young Big Horn (Amber Ale)
~Penny Whale (Pale Ale)
~In The Pines (IPA)
~Uachtar Seacláid (Irish Cream Porter)
~S'Mores (Stout) Might have to be 'Snickerdoodle Stout'

------The Four Seasons------
~Artful Monk (Belgium) Spring
~Almost Kissed Blonde (Summer)
~Sunburnt Brown (Autumn)
~Fat Lip, Black IPA (Winter)

--------The Oddities-------

~Penny Farthing (English Ale)
~Ole Iron Sides (Smoked Stout)
~Orange Horse (Honey/Wheat)
~Pike the Whit (Whit)
~Carving Smiles (Pumpkin)
~Ragged Snatch (Strong) (With a kid sturggling to catch a fish on the label)
~Red, White and Blueberry (Ale)
~St. Nicholas Touch of Touché (X-mas Ale)

 

Pub At The Edge Of The World. If you are feeling down and want to jump of the edge of the world, just come to us and we will make you not want to do it.

 

Brasserie Tabarnak...the Québécois might get it.

 

REDHORSE Forge and Brewery, of coarse it would have a blacksmith shop for making openers out back too. REDHORSE comes from an Air Force unit I was in. Or J.R.'s WhAle House or maybe House of Whales.

 

La Cosa Nostra Brewing

Then you can have beers like "Tony "The Boss" Porter"

 

The Brothel & The Brewery.

(Beer would not be the primary means of income.)

 

Yeast Infection Brewing (all sour/brett beers)

 

Wake Up Brewing (all coffee beers)

 

I would have it in the farm town I grew up in of Carleton, MI(30 miles SW of Detroit) and call it Cross Tracks Brewing Co. The town was formed due to two sets of railroad tracks that cross each other. I would work with local farmers for the food menu and offer nothing but fresh food.

 

Thickhead Brewing Company. Not to be confused with Fathead!

 

Crossover could be the "gateway" beer for the non-craft punters

 

What about Inland Empire Brewing?

 

Since in my hometown there's already a SLO Brewing.....I might have to go with Obispo Brewery and Tap House....

 

What would draw the quickest response though? Buckweiser- or any play on that word.