How quickly do you guzzle (a brew)?

Is this a serious thread? Who would come up with this? Are you really sitting there wondering how fast guys drink a beer? Not to mention that you failed to differentiate what type of beer. Either a 4% session or a 13% BA stout. Please, find something better to do with your time than to start stupid threads like this.

 

Depends if I'm playing ride the bus!

 

wtf is ride the bus? Has to be cards or dice. I am curious

 

This is a serious thread. gueuzeonhigh came up with it. He really is wondering how fast we guzzle a brew.

 

Damn, relax. Go guzzle an 077XX.

 

Well we know how fast you drink your beers..

 

So by your logic are the rest of us who responded to this 'stupid thread' complete morons??? I think you need to find something to do with your own time rather than enlighten the rest of us with your stellar logic here on BA.

 

An old college card game. We must play with some whalez bro!

 

22-25 mins per beer. If the ABV is higher than 6, then the time increases.

 

It all depends. About 15 - 45 minutes.

 

If you thought it was so asinine, why did you join the comment thread?

 

I think it's ok for us Ba's to drink any style any abv any way you want! You paid for it ! Hit it like you own it is my old saying.

 

Depends on how sessionable a beer is. If it feels heavy I'll take my time, but a lighter beer can take 10-20 minutes.

 

When you're drinking beer to slow, beer bong's the way to go!

 

If I'm drinking a beer I especially love and is a rare one, I drink it slow. And I am trying to taste the full taste and aroma with every sip. If I am drinking some beer that is average, and I don't especially love, then it's almost the bottoms up.

 

I don't like the bottleneck that occurs where you feel like you have to hurry up cos you're getting excited about the next beer.

 

If I drink out of a pint glass, I'll down anything as I've been roaming the desert without water for a week. But if I happen to use (which I rarely do) a snifter or something with a little more class I tend to feel obligated to savor the tasty beverage and make it last. I made the mistake of pouring a recent bottle of BCBS in a pint glass, and let's just say it was gone it 5 minutes flat, an hour later and after two additional hefty IPAs, it was game over for me.

 

No rush. No need to guzzle.

 

Guzzling suggests to me that one who guzzles wants to skip getting a buzz for getting directly to a drunken stage. Not for me. Mind you, session brews DO disappear from my glass at an alarming rate.

 

Speaking of "session beers" Cowboy Gold from Snake River...Just on tap or in bottles?