The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Sorry for the delay with the Pr0n. I had a bit of a hiccup this afternoon but @Clarkson is a sick sick man. Getting your lube ready boys...

 

Decided to start with a little bit of Irony...
Independence Oklahoma sucks marked as a novelty brew..Save this one for the red river showdown just cause
Prairie Standard a dryhopped farmhouse ale new to me from a great OK brewery
Pirate bomb! YES! A big want I just landed to have a 2nd means one for me one for the cellar!

 

The Lone Pint 667 neighbor of the beast another want and new to me brew have only had Yellow Rose from them!

 

Yeah, my bottle shop is asking $18 for it; first off PA is generally a couple bucks higher than other markets anyway, and this shop a couple bucks more than that. I don't mind paying a bit of a premium though, because it's one of the best shops on the East Coast and it's 5 minutes from my office, and on top of that, they hold great stuff for me, for as long as I need until I have a chance to buy it. It's also the bar where I got to try Duck Duck Gooze (twice), Fou Foune, BCBS Vanilla, King Henry, Pliny the Younger, and dozens of other amazing beers I would never have gotten to try otherwise.

In any case, I do have the opportunity to grab it, so no need for you to have included one. I might just have to pull the trigger now (or at least have him put one away for me )

 

Lol ... it's a good thing I love beer, because that sign makes it say "Coklahoma Suks"

 

I just want to let my target know not to worry I will ship. I was actually packing up the other night and thought that I didn't have a good enough box. Sorry for making you wait but a box will be on its way soon.

 

Lakewood The Temtress - permawant love this one
Lakewood Punkel - wife want...She claimed this one I will be lucky to get a sip
Real Ale Coffee Porter - Coffee and Porter yes please...love coffee brews
London Homesick Ale - new to me brew won gold at GABF this can't suck
Grapevine Sir Williams Brown - ditto to the above gold at GABF love browns
St Arnold Divine Reserve 13 & 14 yum a quad and belgian Strong. Yum and Yum
Community Pale Ale - another new to me brew
Community RIS - should have been a want

Lakewood brewing Glassware...Swag!

 

I'll still vouch for the quality of this guy's box. If he says it's going to be good: It's going to be GOOD.

 

Clown Shoes - The good the bad and the unidragon This will be my 3rd different "variant" of the unidragon. none have disappointed
Armadillo Brunch Money - should have been a want! Sounds delicious really enjoyed the quakertown stout from them
Firestone Walker DBA '13 & '14 holy sh!t. Not sure how this fits in with locals but I won't tell anyone
Rahr Sons The regulator Doppelbock - new to me brew
Saint Arnolds Boiler Room berliner weisse sounds delicious
Jester King El Cedro sounds outrageous not sure why this wasnt a want

 

Damn that Brunch Money and the El Cedro have been making the rounds in this BIF!! And that Boiler Room is TART! You've been warned!

 

Yes there is still more...I told you he was sick!
Lakewood BA Temptress a Huge want. The base beer is so delicious
Jester King Wytchmaker Farmhouse Rye - Should have been want
Odell 180 Shilling I just landed one of these so again one for me one for cellar!
Texian Brewing Charlie Fox Trot an imperial berlinerweisse sounds outstanding
Saint Arnolds Pumkinator heard great things hopefully the wife lets me taste it
Deep Ellum Numbcomfort - another completely new to me brew and brewery

Wataburger Spicy Ketchup and Creamy Pepper sauce. In the fridge already.

What a freaking haul, my wife asked me why did he send you all that stuff was he cleaning out his cellar? I tried to explain to her that @Clarkson is a sick sick man. In all honesty killer box and thank you again for the wants, should have been wants and especially all the new to me brew. Cheers!

 

If anyone is keeping count that was over 450 oz of delicious....

 

If that is too much, I would be more than happy to take that BBA Temptress off your hands. It would be a shame for you to have to suffer through that deliciousness.....

 

Well I really hope you enjoy. You were really tough to shop for so I did my best to send you new and delicious beers. Community Public Ale is a two time gold ESB, legio has been out for probably only two weeks, and the Regulator was Bronze this year.

And you can drink the Creamy Pepper Sauce too.

 

Are we still doing the virtual bottle share???

 

Oh common, ever had Tartare? Boiler Room isn't bad at all, I liked it a lot, and my dad, wife, and even my mom enjoyed it too!

Sure, why not:


If it gets cold fast enough, I'm going for another can ... Modus Hoperandi

 

Dude he really is sick. I asked for "one Buried Hatchet" (so I could side-by-side with its BA variant, Black Crack) ... and he sends me about half that haul, not part of a BIF, or a trade, just because he's deranged.

 

Home! Cracking open some of these "Kentucky" brews.



I'll be having wet dreams tonight about what's in @devilfluff's box.

 

Doooooo ittttttt!

 

I'm almost done this Great Return, it won't be my last; question is only whether my next is the Ska.

(by "almost done" I mean "finished while typing this post)