SWTFYW Hints and Hauls!!!

Attention FIBs:

I just received a telegram notifying me there were 4 bombs deployed today, but only 3 reported. For those FIBs who thought they dodger an attack please check your porches!

P.S. Please don't bomb the messenger!

 

This level of ninja action would be pretty damn epic, I might have to try my hand at it.

 

@blue-dream forgot to mention the challenge that was supposed to be included with that box. You have to wear all 15 medium shirts at the same time with photographic proof.

 

I must have missed it; @CTJman stole your avatar for a minute?

 

Don't ruin the surprise!!! Seriously though, that'd be pretty damn difficult since I already gave away 14 of them, keeping only one for myself (same with all but a couple keychains and all but one glass). @blue-dream made me the most popular guy in my department for the back half of the day today

 

No one is safe!!! The PA Blitzkrieg has begun!!!

I had an especially long day (missed 2 trains b/c I was stuck in the office & the one I did make was then promptly delayed) and walked up to my porch to find this guy waiting for me:


(banana for scale)

I'm honestly floored at the awesome PrOn this bad boy held within it's walls:



Weyerbacher Insanity - never had, wanted to try; Love me some barleywines
Pirate Bomb! - Good Lord! ...seriously I have a 1/2 chub
Bomb! - absolutely love Bomb!
Troegs Mad Elf - never had, but sounds delicious!
2013 Darknes - I. Love. Darkness.
CCB Marshal Zhukov's Imperial Stout - has been one of my wants for a while; can't wait to try it!
Jackie O's Oil of Aphrodite - tried it once & fell in love
Jackie O's Oil of Aphrodite (Rum Barrel Aged) - Holy Shit...that 1/2 chub i mentioned above is not at a full 5" (give me a break, I'm Irish)
Evil Genius Purple Monkey Dishwasher Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter - never had this & didn't even realize I wanted to try it...till now!! can't wait to crack this one open!

So, there HAS to be a traitor within the FIB ranks b/c I'm pretty sure no one even has my address. That being said, @Mipper ; I know this was you; POW camp my ass! However, you didn't encrypt your message well enough as I now have your address...and there will be blood!



...In all srs, I can't say thank you enough. You guys have been great at welcoming me into the family & you can't imagine the smile this put on my face after such a long & crappy day. You are awesome.


That being said, you have not won the battle, but just made the FIB Army that much stronger...expect retaliation!

 

BiaB2 Hint #Something: my target has received beermail this week

 

I was 007

 

Gentlemen, this has been a RIDICULOUS day for teh beerz pr0nz. My computer monitor feels like it went to a bukkake filming.



(too much?)

 

Damn! the 8th one broke, fucking ups... glad the other 7 were ok, Yes the DH is 28 of 688 a very good brew, i know you are a ticker and a ticker has to tic, today i was looking for larger shirts and the largest i found was 2XL, sorry maybe the wife can sew the 15 shirts into 1 big shirt, that would actually be pretty awesome if she could.And yes a little bird told me about your abduction collection going on, that orange truffle just hit last wed, had to throw it in.Glad you are happy! cant wait to see the challange video, good luck!

 

I liked this comment, but didn't think that just "liking" it was enough as I nearly spit my bear (Edit: and Beer) out....

 

That will be fine, just the one shirt will be just fine.

 

So there is a rat somewhere in this thread. I can see by the postings that someone has leaked battle plans. This is unacceptable. Should I find the rat, I will make you pay!


@Mipper and @PA-Michigander I assure you that your attack today on @blue-dream @Roger85 and @saemick will not go unnoticed. We will come back with a swift and furious approach.

If any of you other PA boys are thinking, think again. In the upcoming days you will soon find out just how much the FIB army means business!!

NOW RECRUITING: We are offering the following to anyone who wants to join the FIB's:
-Fun
-Laughter
-Chinese checkers in the break room
-Cool matching outfits that might include, I'm with him -> shirts
-Long hours discussing battle plans
-Group outings to the bar


Should you want to join, send a carrier pigeon with a note stating you want in.(sorry we waste money on ammo[beer])

 

Damn, he's drinking bears....

 

well, they can't play a lick of football...

 

I swear I am innocent. Now having you describe the FIBs.............I want to join!! Sign me up!

Once we catch the evil genius that is duping us all we can finally shake hands and make up like. @PA-Michigander and I will be expecting apologies from every single FIB when the dust settles.

 

Alpine Hoppy Birthday!

 

NOOOOOOOOTHING!!!!

I love beer

 

Just picked up 3 cases of Black Tuesday

 

Wow.......you must be thirsty!!