Quiz: Are you a beer snob?

Meh.

 

Apparently, my death cannot come swiftly enough. Like, whatever, man.

 

This was complete shit. Nothing remotely funny here

 

I have almost died because one time at a restaurant, I started choking, and a man saved me with the Heimlich maneuver, but then he leaned close and whispered to me, “All beers are the same,” so I made him cram all the food back down into my throat.

 

This was absolutely hilarious. I can't tell if some people are not aware that this is simply mocking the emptiness of online quizzes, or if my sense of humor is just really odd. Either way thanks for sharing OP, I got a good laugh.

 

I love that the circle has come full around. Back in the day the snobs were the know-it-all AAL drinkers who made fun of us few folks drinking "that sissy, dark, imported crap beer that costs too much." Gramps always said,"Turnabout is fair play."

 

Worth a laugh or two. Thanks for sharing!

 

Who is Jeffery Tambor?

 

Cute

 

I thought most of them were trying too hard to be intentionally absurd. But this one got a chuckle:

I like watching the film The Passion Of The Christ without subtitles and imagining that every time Jesus speaks, he is saying, “There is a big difference between different types of beers from around the world,” and that every time Pontius Pilate speaks, he is saying, “No. All beers are the same.”

 

Waste of time. Pretty dumb.

 

The obsession with Jeffery Tambor, is a bit creepy!

 

Four question designated to craft brewing? cmon. waste of digital space

 

The humor was perhaps a bit ham-handed, but I found it kind of funny nonetheless.
In the end, of course, we all need to remember the words of a very wise beer blogger who astutely opined:
"It's only beer."

 

stupid

 

I don't have to take the quiz. The answer is "Yes".

 

For those that don't know, Clickhole is a sister site to The Onion. If you don't know The Onion, you should!

 

I'm often surprised when my friends don't know this so I'll share it here as well http://www.bizjournals.com/newyork/...-its-sites-on-buzzfeed-upworthy.html?page=all

 

The over-the-top absurd humor is great. If you didn't think this was funny, you're probably not someone I'd want to have a beer with.