The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

You're wearing girl shoes!
Leave it to the South to play dress-up in the middle of a war...

 

How did hop pellets end up in the bulb?
With such horrible stench how could you stop and take a pic?
Most importantly, why are you wearing women's shoes?

 

Beat me to it...

 

Caught me! Had to run out to go shopping for this epic event I'll be participating in tomorrow night, and wife sent me the final pr0nz. http://70sbig.com/blog/2012/06/go-ruck-challenge-review/

Don't worry, Northerners wouldn't understand

 

Well that's a Yankee rag if I've ever seen one.

 

No need for excuses 'darling'
That's what you southern girls like to be called, right?

 

See above, my screen was dark on my phone, didn't even notice her shoes showed up!

Regarding the hops, they were from a batch over a year ago when I had a hellish amount of hops for my HT clone (came out very well if I do say so myself). Didn't use everything, they got forgotten. Life, time, and having a 3 year old pushed them farther and farther into the dark corners of the fridge. You know, where you find the leftover Northern swill beers after months of bud-light parties. Apparently one to many items got stacked up, and the baggie of hops got pushed off the back shelf where it met it's untimely demise (ostensibly months later, when the fridge door got left open, and the light was left to cook them to tender perfection).

 

Fried, like the brains of the South.

 

Easily, with Moravian desserts... Though that's a NC thing, not a Southern thing. My wife and I find it quite humorous to discuss Moravian delicacies since she grew up in Bethlehem (the northern center of Moravians) and my mom's family is from Winston-Salem and I grew up nearby (the southern center of Moravians). Man... sugar cake and moravian ginger snap cookies. Yummmmmmmm.

 

Drinking a great beer from @Littlelotte88:



The tissues are in case anyone gets the idea to drag me into the middle of this. They'll need them!

 

Sure, that's what the tissues are for........

 

I reckon we'll just have ta see bout that my little POW!

 

That was a low blow sir..... I shouldn't expect any better from a turncoat Yankee

 

Well I guess I have been brought into this unrest. @Dave_Treat decided to bomb my porch today. I thought you people from the south were supposed to be polite. This is obviously not the case because you interrupted The Masters. One of the south finest events. You people are heathens.



You may talk slow and lack general hygiene but you can pack a box of beer. The authorities have been notified and you have been put on watch.

 

One of you cry baby yankees will have enough southern tits to use a new one for every day of the week!

 

You'll share your sisters' or should I say wives'? Or should I just assume they are the same?

 

I remember someone complaining they hadn't ever received a tit via trade. I told him it'll come. Sounds like it has/will.

 

Yea we share um all, and if ya'll yanks ain't careful we'll be sharing yours too.

 

That's right!

 

More unprompted Southern aggression!



Aggressive, uncompromising, sneaky, and full of some damn fine beer.

Big boys first:


And the slightly smaller friends:


You may have won this day, but the war is far from over! Vengeance and thine porches shall be mine!

The North will win the war, again!

Rue the day you called down the thunder!