Biggest beer pet peeves

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  1. Mortarforker

    Mortarforker Pooh-Bah (1,627) Oct 27, 2004 Texas
    Society Pooh-Bah

    Amen brother!
     
    #61 Mortarforker, Apr 19, 2015
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  2. beerchic

    beerchic Initiate (0) Feb 28, 2015 Ohio

    Agree 100% and it's sad. Most of my customers just want help picking new things they might like. And palates change over time.
     
    #62 beerchic, Apr 19, 2015
  3. nolan_likes_wine

    nolan_likes_wine Initiate (0) Jan 11, 2015 California

    Electrical tape on caps.

    Seriously, it does nothing.
     
    #63 nolan_likes_wine, Apr 19, 2015
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  4. Scarfer_Brad

    Scarfer_Brad Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2014 Florida
    Trader

    you sure you haven't been drinking too much and have the goggles on? post a pic of her in here bikini and we will make sure for you
     
    #64 Scarfer_Brad, Apr 19, 2015
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  5. ChangSing

    ChangSing Zealot (640) May 5, 2013 Illinois
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    Taking an otherwise average at best beer and dumping it into a bourbon barrel and 6 month later it now becomes a "world class beer" because it taste like booze.
     
    #65 ChangSing, Apr 19, 2015
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  6. timotao

    timotao Pundit (984) Sep 16, 2013 New York
    Trader

    Like that would make a difference?
    BCBS? They make a crap ton of that.
     
    #66 timotao, Apr 19, 2015
  7. Ipaupaweallpa

    Ipaupaweallpa Savant (1,022) Dec 26, 2014 Alabama
    Trader

    Beer that is stated to get released to enjoy in 6 packs and never makes it this far but the bombers from the same brewery do. (or the 32oz also) it SUCKS.. And then, I buy the big ones anyway cause I'm a sucker for good beer no matter what the format.
     
    #67 Ipaupaweallpa, Apr 19, 2015
  8. tigernipples

    tigernipples Initiate (0) Nov 21, 2009 New Jersey

    Hoarders
    Beer aint trophies
     
    #68 tigernipples, Apr 19, 2015
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  9. BowWowWowYippyYoIPA

    BowWowWowYippyYoIPA Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2014 California

    An Ovaltine stout is far overdue.
     
    #69 BowWowWowYippyYoIPA, Apr 19, 2015
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  10. BowWowWowYippyYoIPA

    BowWowWowYippyYoIPA Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2014 California

    I agree, sines and cosines are a pain in the ass. Oh, wait, that's trig anus. I'm afraid I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
     
    #70 BowWowWowYippyYoIPA, Apr 19, 2015
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  11. BowWowWowYippyYoIPA

    BowWowWowYippyYoIPA Initiate (0) Dec 30, 2014 California

    Confucius says:
    Beer makes better trophies, than trophies do beer.
     
    #71 BowWowWowYippyYoIPA, Apr 19, 2015
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  12. PorterPro125

    PorterPro125 Pooh-Bah (1,700) Jan 19, 2013 Canada (NB)

    No "best before" date on packaged beer. I think I would struggle to count the number of times I've returned beer because it happened to be past it's "prime".
     
    #72 PorterPro125, Apr 19, 2015
  13. PorterPro125

    PorterPro125 Pooh-Bah (1,700) Jan 19, 2013 Canada (NB)

    Unless it's macro skunk piss (like Heineken), in which case "near frozen" is the only acceptable drinking temperature :grinning:
     
    #73 PorterPro125, Apr 19, 2015
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  14. turbotype

    turbotype Savant (1,035) Nov 5, 2013 California

    I think you may be right. I had to go back and read that again. Thanks for keeping me on the straight and narrow. :slight_smile:
     
    #74 turbotype, Apr 19, 2015
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  15. LakerLeith

    LakerLeith Initiate (0) Aug 11, 2013 California

    I don't understand all the bashing that goes on in this community sometimes
     
    #75 LakerLeith, Apr 19, 2015
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  16. Mike_Aguirre

    Mike_Aguirre Initiate (0) Jan 20, 2015 Mexico

    I hate green or transparent bottles, I know beer will be skunked.
     
    #76 Mike_Aguirre, Apr 19, 2015
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  17. YamBag

    YamBag Initiate (0) Feb 2, 2007 Pennsylvania

    The obsession to make beer taste like pizza, cake and whatever fruit of the month.
     
    #77 YamBag, Apr 19, 2015
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  18. MostlyNorwegian

    MostlyNorwegian Pooh-Bah (2,236) Feb 5, 2013 Illinois
    Pooh-Bah

    The Beerier than thou lot whose opinions are akin to loud airy queefs, or the kind of fart that sounds more like a hand clap.
     
    #78 MostlyNorwegian, Apr 19, 2015
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  19. John_Beeryman

    John_Beeryman Initiate (0) Jul 19, 2014 Virginia

    I hate it when I drink it all and there's no more to drink.
     
    #79 John_Beeryman, Apr 19, 2015
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  20. Wolfhead

    Wolfhead Pundit (795) Sep 1, 2009 Illinois

    Me too and I have :wink:
     
    #80 Wolfhead, Apr 19, 2015
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