More Short's Butthurt

Discussion in 'Great Lakes' started by Sir_Osis_of_Liver, May 1, 2015.

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  1. Sir_Osis_of_Liver

    Sir_Osis_of_Liver Initiate (0) Feb 3, 2015 Michigan

    Hope I'm not starting any rumors, but according to a Short's rep at last nights tap takeover, the next time we see Aphasia it'll be under a new name. Apparently, it's offensive to some letter writing people with speech disorders. Anybody else sick of breweries having to do this to appease the 1%?? Hanging Frank was a good name, and had pretty awesome bottle art. Damn shame, I miss it.
     
  2. ColonelHopslam

    ColonelHopslam Savant (1,037) Jan 22, 2014 Michigan

    welcome to 6 months ago
     
  3. Jaycase

    Jaycase Grand Pooh-Bah (3,858) Jan 13, 2007 Illinois
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  4. Hrodebert

    Hrodebert Savant (1,024) Sep 2, 2013 Michigan
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    The only thing that bothers me is that I only found 2 bottles of it.
     
  5. hardysf

    hardysf Pundit (990) Mar 17, 2015 Michigan
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    I just had my last one yesterday. Very tasty brew; but what's in a name? I'll buy this again under whatever the new name is.
     
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  6. mbockstruck30

    mbockstruck30 Pooh-Bah (1,800) Dec 31, 2010 Illinois
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    No. Good for them. In most cases its way more than 1%. I'm sure the percentage of people that are butthurt over it is lesser than the people that are not. Its the same beer. NBD.
     
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  7. Kbyfield

    Kbyfield Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2009 Wisconsin

    No, but I am sick of seemingly entitled people who act all butthurt over something which doesn't affect their lives in any possible way.
     
  8. Bunuelian

    Bunuelian Pooh-Bah (1,836) Mar 22, 2013 Minnesota
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    I'm sick of the term 'butthurt'. Is this supposed to be some kind of homophobic slang used as derision or the literal, physical pain of the anus after an especially spicy meal?
     
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  9. Kbyfield

    Kbyfield Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2009 Wisconsin

    The term “butthurt” originates from spanking[1], the act of striking the buttocks of another person, which is often seen as a method of punishing a child. Though some cultures view this as an acceptable form of discipline, it can be interpreted as abusive corporal punishment. Online, one of the earliest archived mentions of “butthurt” appeared in a 1998 comment[8] posted on the website of Swiss surrealist painter H. R. Giger.[9]

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/butthurt
     
  10. AstraXtreme

    AstraXtreme Zealot (539) Mar 21, 2014 Wisconsin

    Don't act like you don't know what it means... How is it any different than using the word asshole or fuck or bastard?
     
  11. JohnnyHopps

    JohnnyHopps Grand Pooh-Bah (3,380) Jun 15, 2010 Indiana
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    Sometimes after I have beershits, I have butthurt.
     
  12. Hrodebert

    Hrodebert Savant (1,024) Sep 2, 2013 Michigan
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    I think you are confusing butthurt, with buttburn.:grinning:
     
  13. Vav

    Vav Savant (1,049) Jul 27, 2008 Illinois

    Yeah, how dare people express their desire for breweries to more inclusive.
     
  14. goast8127

    goast8127 Initiate (0) Oct 15, 2010 Michigan

    Not sure where I remember this from, whether it was read somewhere online or heard on the podcast, but whatever...the change was motivated mostly by the company. Somewhere along the line it was pointed out to them the the name could be offensive and they took it upon themselves to make the switch. No legal injunctions or Facebook campaigns. It's their product and can do with it what they choose. Good for them that they felt like it was worth addressing and following through. If it still tastes as good, what should we care what we have to call it?
     
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  15. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Aphasia is an amazing beer. I will continue buying it even if they rename it CANCER JUICE. Life happens people, stop being so fucking sensitive!
     
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  16. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    H.R. Giger was an amazing artist and my personal favorite. R.I.P.
     
  17. Chris_the_Tartar

    Chris_the_Tartar Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2015 Michigan

    "Delerium Tremens" is the name of a potentially fatal complication of alcohol withdrawal, always kind of wondered how they have gotten away with that name for so long...
     
  18. vette-ss

    vette-ss Zealot (737) Nov 5, 2014 Michigan
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    I'm not overly tall, so maybe they should rename the whole damn company.
     
  19. CB_Michigan

    CB_Michigan Pooh-Bah (1,552) Sep 4, 2014 Illinois
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    Yeah, I don't get all the animosity for the name change. A group of people communicated privately with Short's, who took the initiative to change the name. There was no public shaming, or calls for boycotts, or angry facebook posts. The brewery itself even referred to it as "thoughtful communications," so it doesn't sound like they were bullied into making the change. Good grief, are we really at the point of complaining about a brewery having a change of mind/heart? Can we accept the possibility that the folks at Short's might have learned a thing or two that caused them to reevaluate their position? I mean, I enjoyed the beer, but having seen my grandmother struggle with aphasia, I felt a bit queasy about the name/tagline combination.
     
  20. Jaycase

    Jaycase Grand Pooh-Bah (3,858) Jan 13, 2007 Illinois
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    F those letter writing people with speech disorders. When I next drink this beer I need to have the name Aphasia affixed to the label else it just doesn't quite taste the same. The gall of them people, am I right Osis? Watch they rename the beer Pogonophobia, those F'ers. F that Ima gonna get em all. Whoever they are. I got your back man. Maybe we should Hanging Frank them? Remember that label? Sweeeet. Effin 1% letter writing speech disorder people. I was able to score a Big Tiddy Assasin label we can look at later. Let's do something. shit was it a rumor you starting again? You F'kr
     
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