The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

They don't give a fuck about your box, Josh. Keep driving.

 

Nah.. That one was pretty funny by @IPAFan521 .. Didn't think he had it in him.

 

S & T

 

It could also be penes

 

I do appreciate most of the meme action today, it's like talk beer up in here

 

How about skip all the English lessons and settle on dicks.

 

So more than one Elvis isn't Elvi?
Damn, been doing it wrong.

 

Need mor GIFs

 

SYTYCS-- grammar nerds new thread

 

Dennis is in Philly tonight...

Us Jerseyites don't sit still long.

 

Just got home from work and in fact I DID get hit by a random northeasterner......

Let me get this sucker open and PR0N will follow tonight.

 

I was hit from IL.
Who DAFUQ sends 2 Vanilla Ryes?!?!

pr000nz to come

 

its about damn time.

 

So let me start by saying I did absolutely nothing to provoke this strike... Literally nothing. This guy just comes out of nowhere and nukes my porch in true Ninja fashion.





Anyways, on to the PR0N (sorry for the dark picture)....


@mklisz - thank you so much for this. I definitely did nothing to deserve such a generous, damn fine box.

First time having SoS, trillium, night shift, stoneface (which sounds incredible) and haven't had HT in over a year either!

 

So - I come from a 6 hour "closed doors"/no laptop type meeting at work and need to catchup on about 11 pages.

Anyway - funny story, sort of. I was at my meeting and started getting calls from a random SoCal number. Ignored it twice. Rang a third time and I left the meeting room to get it, other side hung up - chalked it up to telemarketers. I come back to the meeting, phone rings again. I answer and there's this guy asking to speak to me and I say "yes this is him" expecting to hear he's Johnny from Caribbean getaways or whatever but no... instead he's like my name is Agent %%% and i'm calling from the Department of Homeland Security. I kinda started sweating a little and this is what happened:

Agent: did you ship a box to California?
Me: Yes, I did
Agent: What's in the box?
Me: Well, a gift of local stuff from Seattle for a friends birthday.
Agent: Can you be more specific?
Me: Well, uhmm... beer.
Agent: Oh ok, anything else?
Me: Nope. Beer.
Agent: Well one of our dogs picked out your box, are there any drugs in there?
Me: Nope
Agent: Can we open the box?
Me: Yep
Agent: Ok great - if we don't find anything illegal we'll get it delivered, otherwise you'll hear from us.

Now - the funny part of this story is... I used a two box approach as I almost always use.
Outer box: @Mipper's very own MS Walk LIF box.
Inner box: @Kramerbarthomer's last trade box he sent me.
Packing materials? All recycled from these two boxes.

I don't know what kind of "businesses" you guys are in - but thanks for making me shit a brick!

 

haha, you dirty bastard.

 

Ah yes... the conclusion?

Homeland Security friggin' hand delivered the box to the dude i traded with after it was searched.

 

Wow! Sorry about the brick...but great story!!

Mines straight from Home Depot!

 

...and the box I sent you was the same one you sent me from our trade... I think homeland securities dogs were high on pot when they searched your box.