What would you name your brewery?

I would say Shluffy brewing company, but I think Schlafly's legal team would have something to say about that. Spring City Brewing would kind of be a logical choice for a Waukesha brewery

 

Still working out my brewing quirks, but getting things locked down quickly. So I'd have to go with:

Mercy Flush Brewing

"May stink now...but not for long!"

 

Hmmmm....never thought about it honestly so ill shoot from the hip: Azalea City Brewing. Or maybe Brewed by the Bay

 

Rock Hopper Brewing.....

my real passion is surf fishing, and the way I fish is in a wetsuit swimming out to rocks to fish. basically people that do that are called rock hoppers.

 

Fat Duck

 

our homebrewery is called Meant To Be Brewing Co.
because, well... it was meant to be

 

I doubt I'd come up with anything creative. I imagine it would have to do something with the location of said theoretical brewery.

 

Never thought about it, but since you asked me today, either Bloom County Brewing or Dynamite Company Ales. If it's Bloom County, I guess the flagship beer would be 'Bloom County Raspberry Rose Radler. If it's DCA, maybe something like 'Here Comes The Boom Session Wheat'. Too much fun.

 

Dreadnaught Brewing - I'm into playing guitar so thought that'd be fun

 

Shelf Turd Brewing Company. I'd make sure my labels were "Clown Shoes Ugly"

I kid I kid...

My last name is Pack, so I'd call it Pax Brewing.

 

Kauionalani Brewing. What? You can't pronounce it?

Ok. Beauty of the Heavens Brewing. Named after my wife...

 

Halfway brewery motto " keep drinkin, were only half way there!"

 

I'd get sued, but I like Ass Clown Shoes. Just makes sense! Nah, New Garden Brewing Company.

 

I've got a couple names in mind, and a few beer names. Generally, though, I wouldn't name too many of them, to avoid too many cease and desist issues. Just **** Brewing IPA, Saison, Stout, etc, with modifyers if needed, like Imperial Barrel Stout or whatever.

 

So Fat IPA
So Dumb Blonde
So Black Stout
So Ugly IIPA

 

And while we're on the subject: Enough of Verb/Adjective + Animal for brewery names.

 

I almost took you seriously until the comment about making great beer.

 

Nice! How about a Pork Chop Porter?