What beer are you and why?

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  1. EggsBenny

    EggsBenny Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2015 Connecticut

    I was working at my liquor store today and my coworkers and I were joking around and we came up with this question and I thought it was interesting. No one (I think) wants to Bud Light... But let's see.

    I went with Sweet Action - somewhat complex, not that well known, but palatable for a lot of people once you try it.
     
    #1 EggsBenny, Jun 15, 2015
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  2. Mbennett

    Mbennett Initiate (0) Jun 16, 2011 New York

    this thread makes no sense.

    "palatable for a lot of people once you try it" ... what?
     
    #2 Mbennett, Jun 15, 2015
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  3. TurkeyFeathers

    TurkeyFeathers Initiate (0) Jun 22, 2014 New York

    Arrogant Bastard here
     
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  4. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm La Fin du Monde. Big, strong, and spicy.
     
    #4 BBThunderbolt, Jun 15, 2015
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  5. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    I'll go with Milwaukee's Best, cuz it tastes like despair.
     
    #5 MUTINY, Jun 15, 2015
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  6. EggsBenny

    EggsBenny Initiate (0) Apr 26, 2015 Connecticut

    I just mean that a lot of people would like it, whereas 120 Minute, for example, may not be for a lot of people. Just my opinion of Sweet Action, and obviously this is a very abstract thread...
     
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  7. TheIPAHunter

    TheIPAHunter Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,026) Aug 12, 2007 California
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'm the best IPA you've ever tasted. Why?

    stem cell, couldn't duplicate, the gems well
    DNA’s too brolic, in hell, my pens dwell
    no kids can perform, the most wickedest form
    of words, put in a song, ghostwritten by spawn
    a.k.a., Wise, the AK lay lives
    so you need a white sheet, like the KKK ‘guise
    to prepare for war, hush, yeah, i’m sure
    that i'm ahead of my time and, plus, been here before
    wanna doubt my status, f**k it then line up
    cause ya'll like scratched lenses, just f**kin’ the site (sight) up
    with cheap collections, of reviews, with weak perception
    that’s forced, lost in the search, to seek perfection
    only to find a beast from the eastern section
    to get out, you're gonna need more than police protection
    at least a Wesson
    cause when it comes to bodying an aspirant, i’m always suspect
    like Nas’ beat selection
    a lethal weapon, lettin’ off, on people reppin’
    the aura, is a combination, of evil lessons
    and deceiving sessions, hustle all, i do it real
    a hood hustler, i could sell tuna to a whale
    the masses are blind, but they see what i’m sayin
    by the using of this braille
    so who you didn't feel?
    don't lie to yourself, that's blind intuition
    i'm a nightmare that will raise you out of that lying position
    don’t follow these dummies, thinkin' i’m lame, playin’
    yourself, sleeping on the hops, you’re basically sayin’
    let's have a contest, see who neck hurts worst
    for you to sign on, your software gotta talk to the network first
    I run shit, and ran shit
    like track runners on steroids, until I made the land split
    but the Bros. didn’t ban shit…
    never get at me, if your beers is not prized
    that’s comparable to my clone, it is not WISE...
     
    #7 TheIPAHunter, Jun 15, 2015
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  8. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    *slow clap*
     
    #8 MUTINY, Jun 15, 2015
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  9. TwoTrees

    TwoTrees Pundit (951) Oct 31, 2012 Washington

    Wookey Jack - Rye IPA.

    Large, hairy, and with a rapier wit.
     
    #9 TwoTrees, Jun 15, 2015
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  10. zeff80

    zeff80 Grand High Pooh-Bah (8,425) Feb 6, 2006 Missouri
    Pooh-Bah

    Yeti
     
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  11. jhavs

    jhavs Grand Pooh-Bah (3,587) Apr 16, 2015 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Pork Slap, and my reasons are personal.
     
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  12. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Grand Pooh-Bah (4,116) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona
    Pooh-Bah

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 yemenmocha, Jun 16, 2015
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  13. SoleBriety

    SoleBriety Maven (1,445) Oct 10, 2013 California
    Trader

    Great Lakes Brewing's Blackout Stout.

    I'm pretty dark for a filipino guy and I'm stout in size.
     
    #13 SoleBriety, Jun 16, 2015
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  14. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

    I have been taking Jeng Teh Kung Fu for about 6 years with my son so Assassin.
    The wife would be raging bitch lol......had to say it but don't worry guys she won't read this.
     
    #14 Yellolab2010, Jun 16, 2015
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  15. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Don't let the bastards bring you down, this thread is genius, my friend!
     
    #15 MUTINY, Jun 16, 2015
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  16. IPAandGreenChile

    IPAandGreenChile Initiate (0) Jun 25, 2014 Colorado

    I like you
     
    #16 IPAandGreenChile, Jun 16, 2015
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  17. IPAandGreenChile

    IPAandGreenChile Initiate (0) Jun 25, 2014 Colorado

    Heady Topper. Because I am #1.
     
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  18. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

    Had to like it being I was to lazy to even read the whole thing let alone write it!
     
    #18 Yellolab2010, Jun 16, 2015
  19. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    That's nice, like a morphed Charles Bukowski and William Burroughs, and just a touch of Jack Handy.
     
    #19 rgordon, Jun 16, 2015
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  20. CFCforlife

    CFCforlife Initiate (0) Jun 13, 2015 Ohio

    Founders Porter: just like it says on the bottle, dark, rich, and sexy :wink: haha don't I wish
     
    #20 CFCforlife, Jun 16, 2015
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