The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

I can get you the 2009 bourbon barrel... kinda pricey though

 

Are you sure?

Guess I am out after all...
Im thinking your target was lazy assumed a lot of those are understood permawants

 

I take it back...must be my eyesight going (I do turn 30 on July 15!)...

 

Awesome photography! Did you stitch it yourself?
#likeaboss

Ohh yea, sorry bout all the bad luck Kyle. Make sure to cover your ass tomorrow cause as Drew said shit definetly happens in 3s!

 

Haha I went to emergency room, it looked much worse than that pic actually. I'll be fine I had something really shitty happen at work so this is technically the third. Thus I'm on a pain pill and drinking a BCBBW

 

I'm forever and a day away (a solid 5-6 hours) unfortunately. SC beaches are actually closer to me.

 

VBS

 

Labels printed, I just talked my wife into helping me pack #dangerous (but she's the one who knows how to use GD wrapping paper for my 12-days target...)

Content Hint: I made up random weights for these 2 boxes. #YOLO

 

That's just crazy talk having no Casey, Crooked Stave, or Avery as wants!

 

@Kylo76 I took it upon myself to take a big dump on your front lawn to get the third thing in. You are welcome!

 

I knew you cared!!

 

Much appreciated, but I'll pass. Had you offered before I cracked these I might have taken you up on it, and I'm tempted nonetheless, but the last thing I need is to intentionally, and at great expense, add to the cellar. Besides, I owe you enough as it is.....

 

Stop doing my job for me! @RuckIt, it is "strongly recommended" that you read through thread history and do a LIF, but ultimately it's entirely voluntary and the decision is up to you. The reason these things are recommended is so that you get to know us a bit better (and all the hi jinx we get up to...) and so that we can get to know you better as well; most introductory LIFs have a personal spin (rather than a random number generator) so that we can learn more about you too.

We're definitely a family in here, and while I have no doubt you'd fit in just fine, it's always good to know what you're getting yourself into before diving in head first; besides, you'll have no idea what the hell we're talking about all day if you don't!







With all that said, feel free to ninja me Trillium in lieu of a LIF. #AL2015

 

Volley 1 for 12-Days and AA packed.



I'd redirect satellites to track these to their destinations, but I'm already worried this upcoming FedEx bill might get my ass watch listed...

 

Just finished up packing up 2 boxes to be shipped tomorrow, one to my AA target (Has anyone Singled me out as their target yet?) and another to a poor unsuspecting soul.

Final AA hint as im sure youll get a notification tomorrow...

I recently took a trip to your state. I was decked out in my teams gear and didnt even make it off the plane before the pilot said "your in dangerous waters my friend".

 

Having grown up in a state where this would be the appropriate reaction to your "team"s colors, I have a strong suspicion as to who your target is...

 

I think there are a lot of states that would react that way...

 

Just a reminder for anyone that has not entered this LIF yet. You have until Thursday.

Hint: No one has gotten the number exactly right yet

 

22,222 - thanks!

 

AA Content Hint:

After consulting the oracle, I am making a last minute substitution in your box. An old want for a new want. Something something something about a recent locals share. The bad news is that by alcohol volume, the new beer contains less than 1/6 the grain alcohol of the old beer. The good news is that it's one of my favorite recent releases and my last bottle.

Cheers!