The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Not the kind I like, if you know what I mean!

 

Did you cause the tornado siren or was that coincidence??

 

Noooo!!!! Say it ain't so. I think you should try it again right now.

 

Odd story, that noise you heard, and called a tornado siren is just that in Michigan and apparently ohio too. However here in my area that noise is an alarm to alert local first responders to an incident and for them to get on the horn to see what going on.

Anyway the first time my sister, her husband and their two kids came to stay in PA there as a nasty car accident around 3:45am and the siren went off. I'm a sound sleeper and didn't hear it. However I did hear my sister barging into my bedroom petrified of a tornado. I was so far out of it, that it literally took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on.

 

An incident regarding a shotgun splash it would appear....

 

Here in NJ that is a fire alarm.

 

I heard it was an indecent assult on an innocent beer. Trying to catch the culprit, but he keeps shaking them off

 

#donthateme thanks to @StrongRepublican For being my producer and telling me what the fuck shotgunning even is...

 

Two boxes landing tomorrow on unsuspecting Locals, the third will land Wednesday, that is all...

 

I feel like you didn't make the opening big enough. I also don't know that it would matter. Nice narration @StrongRepublican!

 

Andrew that was awesome. I also love the variation where you drink from the top instead of the hole in the side

I guess you're right that the challenge definitely wasn't successful, but we'll figure out Plan B.

 

@StrongRepublican still owes me an attendance at my bottleshare

 

@JNForsyth did you write Shotgun Challenge on the Crowler or did one of the bartenders? It took me a good 4-5 times watching it to figure out what it said.

 

Presently giving Dan shit over this.

 

You should he missed a badass bottleshare to pick his gf up

 

Maybe we should give him another shot, this time send him a 12oz can of another dark beer.

With that said, i will remain on team no

Awesome try brotha, at least you were able to give up early and pour the other 29oz that was left in the can into glasses.

 

Also, shotgunning is something of an acquired skill. Starting with 32 ounces of super heavy, high ABV beer is like starting math in Calc II.

 

#VBS


In celebration of @vitaminvert attempt.

 

Nice try @vitaminvert!!!!

Sorry I missed shotgun night. Was out grabbing a couple brews at Falling Rock with @IPAFan521 . Pick up a couple tall boys of Death By Coconut for this guy and he drops this on me!



Thanks Justin!

 

This shit has gotten weird….. I think Im glad I missed shotgun night…..

In other news, just had a 45 hour a week employee fail his 6 month MVR over a minor traffic issue someone's dad force the police to write a report on. The applications we have gotten in the past two weeks can't pass a single background check to multiple drug felonies, and a woman we just interviewed for Asst Manager, told us the last job fired her for being under the influence of some kind of controlled substance. Thanks for being honest, but its not going to land you a job, like wearing a long sleeve shirt on a 100+ day, trying to cover up your track marks.

Drugs are destroying the 20-35 yr old work force. A good friend just got a county job a social services and the broken people with drug habits, just living off the govt is sick. But as I know in trying to deal with hiring and training, so many people aren't lazy, they aren't stupid, they are BROKEN. They can't function as a normal person, they can't work a schedule, they can't work period. Heron, meth have just destroyed their ability to function in this world. Im starting to think The Walking Dead might become a reality show soon, just not zombies but drug induced zombies, feeding off the rest of us. Really scary.