Surprise!!! BIF Hints & Hauls thread.

I knew I liked Ray for a reason.

 

im guessing i know who its going to, and i dont think its me!

 

Yes, it's you. I replaced all the bottles with terrible towels, SURPRISE!

 

So this thread fizzled out quickly. I guess I should post pron...NO I WONT! I'm going to make you beg for it!

 

Alright, now I hate you.

 

Morning you suprise Bif'ers...since I cannot write on papyrus I have to express my thoughts via computer. A box should be landing today east of my location. Hopefully the recipient enjoys the beers and wolf spiders(SURPRISE). If not you can grab the pitchforks and tiki torches.

Cheers to all you fellers...Enjoy your Fridays!

 

Had I seen this post this morning I may have been prepared for the box that just did in my receptionist. She was an older woman who had lived a full life, but she will still be missed.
Timmy--I don't know what the nonsense in your note about not knowing if the beers i the box are good enough. This is a world class box!! I'll post pics tonight and choose a victim (errr, target). I'll be away for a few days, but hopefully will get this moving along by the end of next week or the beginning of the following.
Thanks!

Off to interview hot young receptionist talent.

 

im running a little late.

 

Hint #1---box is not going to @Houser

 

CT or bust. And/or add my name to the list please

 

im just glad you were the recipient of this box. i doubt im on the list, though.

 

wtf is going on here

 

Fun and lots of it!!!!!

 

i know i was tagged a while ago here.....but really....i have no idea what any of it means haha

 

I can confirm your name is on the list of potential targets for this BIF. Basically, its a random BIF. 6 bottles. Nothing major. I was surprised myself when Justin was like here, here is a box of beer. Go BIF yourself. Um, ok.

I'm guessing your like me and signed up without really knowing what you were getting into!!! Welcome to the madness part 2?

 

i dont think people are supposed to know their on the list.

 

Awwwww that nice lady I talked to yesterday? She was sweet.

 

Funeral is Monday if you want to send flowers.
Hint #2 I'm not shipping to @LehighAce06

 

Oh sorry. I was not aware I thought we all knew we were on the list. Sorry. Even more reason I sucks...

 

So here is what @TastyDelicousness sent along with a note apologizing saying that he didn't look at my wants and if these aren't to my liking to let him know and he'll put something else together...

ummm, no, Timmy, I think I can get by ok with this!!
A box that will probably pale in comparison to this one will go out in about a week.
Thanks!!