The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

I liked and unliked that 3 times!

 

Dear Locals:

I'm caught in a three-way. I spoke with Matt today but tonight @Mipper came over. We joked and told stories. He picked out my next beer even though he couldn't be part of it. I gave him beer for Matt. I'm worried I've entered a dark circle of deceit.

Signed,
Worried in Enola

 

Happy page #900! Someone drink a beer for me. I'm sick and at work up near you @whyteboy003

 

900 pages!

 

The good kind of three-way or the human centipede kind of three-way?

 

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

Look at it as "frugal shipping". Works for me!

Muuuuuwaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!


Lurks back out.......

 

So I was working in our first store about five months ago and two guys start talking about human centipede 3 the movie. Accidentally I asked what it was all about as I honestly hadn't heard of it before. They mocked me for not knowing what it was. After learning I literally almost puked. How does a movie like that make it to a third iteration?

 

Just in case @Mipper didn't think I was a man of my word. Next beer:

 

@PA-Michigander what is it? im scared to google.

 

I'm out of the loop on this one too. But I'm sitting next to the wife right now, so I'm not googling either... Just in case .

 

Don't be scared, big daddy is here for you! Perrin's Lil Griz. A sessionable Barrel aged brown ale.

 

I think I watched parts of the first one, and it was just SO ridiculous. I'm not big on social media (except BA) in general (I follow people on twitter, have probably posted on instagram twice in my life, and have a facebook account but just stalk), but I rarely pass up the opportunity to make a human centipede reference.

 

The Sixterhood has landed in Michigan!!!


Trillium Pier
Trillium Farmhouse Ale
Trillium Green Street - super excited about this one!!!
Jack's Abby House Lager
Jack's Abby Berliner Style Lager
Wormtown Be Hoppy
Otter Creek Joint Custody

An awesome box to break my travelling Locals box cherry and some Trillium to get me through the weekend! Thanks @xICooRsYIx !!

 

You need to watch the first movie. Just find two hours when you need something to do while you are drinking.

 

Haha I thought @Houser was talking about my beer. I should have known better.

So, again, I've never seen a second of any of the movies. I've been told it deals with human beings being sewn ass to mouth making a massive human centipede. I've heard rather ridiculous accounts of the second or third one that was black and white and 'stuff' coming out of mouths of some of the humans. I don't get how this is even remotely anticipated but it has a cult following.

 

And I hate to go so off topic, but the bottom line is

You basically just covered all the highlights...

 

i wikipedia'd it. you covered it. how is that even a movie? they have to drink beer in that movie.

 

So you're cheating on me, and plotting against me.. Revenge will be all mine!

Hope you feel better Steve. I'm actually in Miami right now. What are you doing up there and why so late?

I am honored! Enjoy your trip and be safe Mr. Enforcer

 

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