The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Preach on @RuckIt what a great addition to this group

 

Can't wait to get home....Wife isn't going to be happy but I am like a kid on Christmas Eve!

 

I had to pay careful attention to not send you any repeats (I hope) after the massive box from Andrew last round..,

 

Season Long COLTS LIF.....

I love that football has started up again and I get to cheer on my Colts for what will hopefully turn out to be a Superbowl winning season. To add some more fun to it I'm going to start a season long Colts LIF. I just hope this doesn't get too complicated....

For this LIF I am "LIF betting" a box of beer on the Colts (against the spread) in every game this season. You are putting up nothing, I am the only one that will be sending beer. If the Colts lose against the spread then I will ship a box of beer to a lucky recipient. If the Colts win against the spread then I will not ship a box of beer. So there is a possibility of 16 boxes of beer up for grabs as a part of this LIF.

The official spread for this LIF will be taken from ESPN on the Thursday before each game.

Here are some examples:
-- The Colts are favored by 3 points = If they win by 4 or more then I will not ship a box. If they lose the game or win the game by 3 points or less then I will ship a box.
-- The Colts are 7 point dogs = If they win the game or lose the game by 6 points or less then I do not ship a box. If they lose by 7 or more points then I will ship a box.

So, who do I ship a box to you ask? That is where you all come in. Below is the Colts schedule for this season. All you have to do is pick the one week that you think the Colts stand the best chance of losing against the spread. If the Colts lose against the spread that week then everyone that picked that week will be put into a randomizer and that will determine who receives the box.

Week 1- 09/13 at Buffalo Bills
Week 2- 09/21 New York Jets
Week 3- 09/27 at Tennessee Titans
Week 4- 10/04 Jacksonville Jaguars
Week 5- 10/08 at Houston Texans
Week 6- 10/18 New England Patriots
Week 7- 10/25 New Orleans Saints
Week 8- 11/02 at Carolina Panthers
Week 9- 11/08 Denver Broncos
Week 10 - Bye
Week 11 - 11/22 at Atlanta Falcons
Week 12 - 11/29 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Week 13 - 12/06 at Pittsburgh Steelers
Week 14 - 12/13 at Jacksonville Jaguars
Week 15 - 12/20 Houston Texans
Week 16 - 12/27 at Miami Dolphins
Week 17 - 01/03 Tennessee Titans

Make sense?

If tl;dr, just pick a week from the above list and I will let you know after the game that week if you are getting a box of beer or not.

GO COLTS!!!!

 

Well done! The longer this group is around the harder that becomes to accomplish.

 

Very creative, I like it. I'll go with week 9 for no particularly good reason.

 

Maybe ask him to wash it first after what he did to celebrate his letter from DFH?

 

I'll go with Week 8 @rspauldi

 

@rspauldi - week 13, thanks!

 

Week 6 because I am a Pats fan

 

Nothing would hurt worse than shipping a Pats fan a box of beer because the Pats beat the Colts. You are officially disqualified.

 

So excited and wouldn't be any less even if you duplicated anything in Andrew's box. I'll be home about 830 and you can bet I will be tearing into those boxes.

 

So excited and wouldn't be any less even if you duplicated anything in Andrew's box. I'll be home about 830 and you can bet I will be tearing into those boxes.

 

I'll go with week 16 please, thanks!

 

ha ha ha I mean week 6 for no good reason

 

Week 16 for my buddy, the Fins fan

 

Jackass!

Fine week 5?

 

Keep that concealed before you get arrested for public indecency and can't get home to post the pron.

 

So excited and wouldn't be any less even if you duplicated anything in Andrew's box. I'll be home about 830 and you can bet I will be tearing into those boxes.

 

You can pick the same week. I am hoping that more than 16 people will enter this so there will be weeks that have multiple people. The randomizer will determine the person to receive the box.