Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

Praying to the Beer Gods that I'm the lucky bastard since I'm off work the rest of the week. Told my buddy in the warehouse to call me if anything shows up since I live close by.

 

I think us North Easterners will prove that things aren't always bigger in Texas

 

I figured it out. Only took me two tries. Someone is going to be very happy.

 

Shhhhhhhh. I hope the target has some chicken feed at there cubicle tomorrow. This box will bring kegs and eggs to a whole new level.

 

Content hint: in support of the amazing Cuvee Coffee bar which is openly defying TABCs call to remove the crowler machine from their establishment, I'll be heading down there tomorrow and deciding on a couple awesome Texas Growlers to send along.

 

Shit, screw the kegs and eggs, I'm all about them legs and eggs lol! Puro pinche tits and grits!! Ha ha! Whoever gets it, I'm sure will enjoy it! @pnelting! Cheers!

 

@Bristopher89 opher89, where you located? Austin?

 

I expect to see some beer pr0n if you get it @Avelasquez80

 

What a dick hahaha

 

Target please prepare for a 34 lbs bomb headed right for you.
Hint it's not going to your house.

 

Yessir. Currently in North Austin. Hit me up and lets drink some beers if you come down for any JK releases. (hint hint this weekend)

 

Hint 1 I'm shipping west
Hint 2 My target will get at least 4-5 of their wants
Hint 3 My target is 2400 miles away
Hint 4 My targets city is bordered by two different bodies of water
Hint #5 My targets city has one of the top 10 construction achievements of the 20th century
Hint #6 my targets city is hosting a football game right now
Hint #7 My target is not @Andelliotsaid
Not a hint...but if my target thinks they have identified me as their shipper, likes this post and sends me a BM I will include a bottle of No Rules that I just picked up in their box. I won't reveal the target, I'll just ship the bottle.

 

If your target doesn't bm you....mr lonely would love a bottle of no rules

 

My box went out yesterday. Among other hints, it is heading north

 

Due to a recent hint, I now have no idea who my sender is. I feel like @Andelliotsaid.

 

5:06 am - On FedEx vehicle for delivery. Location - we'll find out soon!

 

Looks like there will be plenty of beer pr0n this week, starting with today!

 

HAA HAA HAA. only time will tell.

 

Man I wish I could, but its my sister's bday and will probably be doing something with the family. Maybe next week if you're available! I've been wanting to make my way out to JK for a while now.