The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

*Asked what....stupid auto-correct

 

Anyone see the new Founders Backstage release and get disappointed that they wasted a Maple Barrel on a Black Ipa and not CBS or Panther Cub?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/founders-project-pam.334634/

 

I need a maple barrel... For science and shit

 

NBO - Horizontalhood Trip #15

If you would like to be in consideration to be the recipient of a 6-shipper box filled with great stuff, please BM me your shipping address (or just say "it's in the directory"). If you would prefer to skip this trip and sign up for a future trip, don't send me anything and wait for the next person to post their NBO to sign up. Also, please let me know IF there are any specific styles you do or don't like, since that may impact what's in the box or who I choose. Signup period ends at 11:59PM on September 6
22nd. Tuesday night I will randomly select the recipient and start posting hints as to who it is. Box will be shipped shortly after the winner is chosen!

Important note: please indicate when you BM me if you would prefer the sixth slot be filled with swag or beer. Pro-tip: this brewery has never distributed outside of the state.

Trip #1 - Texas (@Clarkson )--> Illinois (@Ncpogs )
Trip #2 - Illinois (@Ncpogs )--> NJ (@Syracuse12)
Trip #3 - NJ (@Syracuse12) --> VA(@Dave_Treat)
Trip #4 - VA (@Dave_Treat) --> FL (@valrxman)
Trip #5 - FL (@valrxman) --> PA (@JNForsyth)
Trip #6 - PA (@JNForsyth) --> MA (@xICooRsYIx
Trip#7 - MA (@xICooRsYIx) --> IN (@MCMASTERSANCHEZ)
Trip #8 - IN (@MCMASTERSANCHEZ --> NY (@Mikexw)
Trip #9 - NY (@Mikexw) --> IL (@mbmiche)
Trip #10 - IL (@mbmiche) --> NC (@treznor)
Trip #11 - NC (@treznor) --> MD (@_RL_)
Trip #12 - MD (@_RL_) --> CA(@wheelzntoys)
Trip #13 - CA (@wheelzntoys) --> TX (@rspauldi)
Trip #14 - TX (@rspauldi) --> CO (@vitaminvert)
Trip #15 CO (@vitaminvert) --> ??????

See official rules below....
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How Horizontalhood works:
1) Some of my favorite beers have come from a brewery “Sampler” trade where I ask my trading partner to throw in a whole brewery’s lineup. If I didn’t do this, I would have only had Lunch, and not a tinybeautiful something. I might have only had Jai Alai and not Tocobaga. I night have only had Miller Lite and not MGD (just seeing if anyone is paying attention). So the purpose of this BIF is to showcase your local brewery’s line up and send something that wouldn’t normally be asked for. Show that your local brewery is not a one trick pony.
2) The current holder of the Horizontalhood box will make a post in the Locals BIFthread saying that the signup period for the next Trip is open and will be open for 2 or 3 (or 9) days. Anyone that would like to be a potential target for the box would send their address information in a BM to the current holder of the box. To be eligible the person must have:
a) participated in Locals BIF rounds 1, 2 (summer 6'er), 3, 4 (Winter 6’er), ACJ BIF or be one of the new faces (avatars) that have recently joined us prior to this Trips NBO post -- that's basically the guys (and gal) in the directory and about 3 or 4 others.
b) have not already received the Horizontalhood box.
3) After the signup period is over, the current holder will randomly pick the next lucky recipient of the Horizontalhood box. They will not announce this person nor the number of people that signed up, but instead will start posting hints as to where the box is going (BIF style hints). If no one signs up to be the next recipient then, as the original founder, @Clarkson will be the final recipient (hopefully without him knowing that it is coming to him).
4) The holder of the Horizontalhood box will fill the box with high quality local bottles from A SINGLE LOCAL BREWERY ONLY, and ship it to the target. Make it a kickass box, but with this group of people I know we won't have to worry about that. Also, add the targets name to the tracking board in the box and add any 'decorations' that you wish to help commemorate the box's visit to your state. You may add one piece of swag in place of one beer, but it has to come from the brewery that is in the box.
5) Once the box is received by the target, they will post the pr0n for all to enjoy.
6) Start over at #1

You do not have to enter every signup period. You can pick and choose when you want to be in consideration to be the next asstwat. This would be nice if the current holder of the box is from your own state or an adjoining state.
Cheers!

Sign ups will end at 11:59 PM PT Tuesday, September 22nd.

 

And the WINNER IS:





@Corriecrafts is selected by the random list thingy. Shot me a BM with your address and a box will be sent out.

 

I'll be around, always time for locals!!

 

I'll go with 5hrs 55 minutes. Thanks

You are FUKIN awesome!!!

 

Thanks for all of the beers Nick.

I see I couldn't get on here quick enough to clear that up for Nick. Oh well.

 

For the losers, my new job is six miles from Carton so hit me up if you want any. Boat is usually available, but you might want to wait for the expansion for 077xx and whatever what they will start canning

 

Hint se7en box delivering tomorrow to a state that has a Coliseum named for the famous man credited for the quote below...sort of

Assnotwat your country can do for you, Asstwat you can do for your country.

 

No I think my and ( @xICooRsYIx and @snowmageddon and @RuckIt ) local hops are tops

 

IMO Cinnamon in beer is the way to go! Great combo!

 

amazing!!!!!!

 

Are you sure it was me who gave this to you? I should start keeping track of what I give to people so I don't wind up giving duplicates of things like I did to @whyteboy003 I can't remember shit.

*Edit, I just went back and checked and on 7/23 I gave you beers, but this wasn't one of them. You must redirect your kudos to someone else. Glad I'm not going crazy.

 

@PA-Michigander wasn't the Packer's beating the Bears this weekend punishment enough? #asstwat

 

Another hint for my target since he has been quiet:
Esta pista está en la lengua nativa del país que se encuentra actualmente .

and a riddle...

how much twat would an asstwat twat if an asstwat could twat ass?

 

Only if you can hand it to me...

 

Yea I am pretty broken over misplacing it, been up the past two night ripping the house apart.

 

Thanks. Definitely not an asstwat move.

 

Awesome, Seriously So Thankful When A Thecraftdeviantrob started this group.

Even with his #asdtwattyness we have prevailed and grown to over 7 bifs

Cheers folks!