The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

BIAB = Belgium in a Box.

 

Impressed by the French skills! You got me to spit my coffee. I wasn't ready to read this here.
I guess I know who my sender is now.
Bien joué!

 

Ill have to look into this for sure. Do they have crazy shipping costs?

 

"Crazy"? No. "High"? Yes. To get the best value on shipping it's a 30kg box (about 65lbs) which costs around $110 to ship. They also let you buy things and "Hold for future shipment" so you can build up to that much of an order over time, which is very helpful since 65lbs is a lot of (not inexpensive) beer.

 

So unless my French is bad, Your Box is out for delivery today, Your porch is fucked?!?! Guess that eliminates me cause I know for sure it takes 1 more day to get to me from texas!! Which leaves my sender as non other than, unless I missed something as @JasonR1975!

 

Horizontalhood target has been picked in a blind draw by random.org. At first I considered stacking the deck by putting multiple entries for my favorite people in the pool, but within 5 minutes you all had 10 entries you loveable asstwats! Pure random this time around.

Hint 1: Not shipping to @LehighAce06 (sorry!)

Content Hint (and question that NEEDS A RESPONSE): I am attending another release on October 3 that is relevant to the contents of your box. I've got more than enough ammunition to ship early next week. If you are OK with me waiting until after that release to ship, please like this post. I can't guarantee it'll make your box objectively 'better', but there's a good chance there'll be more "never before released" bottles in there if I wait. If you would prefer I ship ASAP, send me a BM just to be safe. Also, if you signed up and have any DO NOT SHIP dates, please let me know via BM.

I get a little emotional when I think about how awesome this 6-shipper will be.

 

I wish I had no conscience and would have entered. Fortunately I have been lucky enough to have received plenty of Colorado love from Dr @Kramerbarthomer and yourself lately. MMM so many choices New Belgium, Oskar Blues, Great Divide, Breckenridge, Boulder who could it be.

 

What a bummer.... but at least you crushed my dreams early so I'll have time to find a therapist before I also have to deal with the pron from that box.

 

You forgot about that uber famous brewery in Golden, CO!

 

I'm still in the running? :O

 

Also consider this post a LIKE since I'm on app right now and can't like posts....

 

I was tempted to "I drink only beer", but was concerned to be perceived as some sort of degenerate.

*slowly backs away*

 

aka "sleep medicine"

 

Medium rare.

 

Football 100%.

Now now, can't reveal everything at once..

 

Wait, I thought all you Kentuckians speak French? I know at least one.

 

If we didn't allow degenerates in this group there would probably only be about 4 people...
I take being perceived as a degenerate to be a compliment. As long as I make it to work on time, so I can log in and keep reading BA.

 

Yup! Better than NyQuil

 

LOL.... you better be if you expect to fit in here.

I'm curious who these alleged 4 people are.

 

You appear to be the only sane one I see not wearing that awful blue and orange in your avatar picture so...